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That is gold!

I like to try to provide a service to my fellow telemarketer 'victims' when I get called.

I spend about the first twenty seconds sounding really interested and keen, then knock on the wall so it sounds like someones at the front door. I ask the telemarketer to 'hang on a tick' 'There's someone at the front door', and then put the phone down on the bench.

I come back five minutes later and listen on the phone to see if they're still waiting for me to come back. (and so one) It's such a liberating feeling to know I'm wasting THEIR time, and it means they're not wasting their next 'victims' time yet either.

Records so far for one of these idiots waiting for me to come back to the phone - 17 minutes! :msm:

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Just ask them, mate is this important, I was getting some (polite version). Only ever had one continue to talk.

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I cannot post what I say to these imbiciles when they waste my time. Had one decide he was going to call me a couple of times every 30 minutes or so after I told hime were to go, his wagon has well and truley ben fixed. :msm:

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Problem I have is that whenever I get them on the phone and try that I can't help but burst out in laughter.

That one was brillant though

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or there is the polite seinfeld version

ask for the telemarketers number so you can call them back say in an hour,

"oh you don't like being disturbed at home"

yada yada yada ... you get the picture

I let son no 3 take the calls .. he is so eloquent .. :spit:

shazzy

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hehe yeh telemarketers are so friggen annoying, esp ones from overseas on a crackly line!!

same with Jehovas/Mormons - they reckon they are here (at the front door) to help people but when I say sure I need help, come out the back and weed my garden biatch they almost never do .....

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  nang3 said:
hehe yeh telemarketers are so friggen annoying, esp ones from overseas on a crackly line!!

same with Jehovas/Mormons - they reckon they are here (at the front door) to help people but when I say sure I need help, come out the back and weed my garden biatch they almost never do .....

:crybaby:

Evidently they don't take your wheelie bin out either!

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  jordak said:
  Slymeat said:
That was great. I'll have to try it.

What, impersonate a police officer? :spoton:

:crybaby:

:spoton:

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