saleen Big Gun Donating Members 4,170 Member For: 22y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 14/10/06 11:21 PM Share Posted 14/10/06 11:21 PM I have learned Jeff/DBOSS, has small pen*s syndrome. He sold a great, fast car, to only to buy a slowarse GT that got a hiding from almost stock T's, cos he thought bent 8 means bigger dick and more power. Now he would still get a hiding, cos NOS is not allowed on the street!I have learned that Jeff can't lay stright in bed, let alone give an informed response to anything on the forums that does not involve HPF or C & V perf.I have learned that Robs mum must be very flexible.I have learned that any other tuner in the country can send out a car with afrs in the 13's and be applauded, when the WOG does one and it's in the 12's, it's considered lean. I have learned that SHOCK is a softcock, Tab can't cook, Rob looks like a dog, shazzy eats alot of cakes and drinks lotsa wine, Lumpy is alot smarter than his bushranger looks give him credit for, and Jeff polishes his head.←But you still haven't learnt to shut the f*ck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urslow Resident golf buggy drift champion Donating Members 815 Member For: 19y 1m 22d Location: Lismore NSW Posted 15/10/06 12:02 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 12:02 AM Can anyone spell WARRANTY ???????FFS its WARRANTY not WARENTY or WARRENTY or WARANTILern to spel yu dum fuks OMFG its catching... http://www.compuclinic.com/warrenty.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 3m 22d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 15/10/06 12:10 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 12:10 AM What have I learnt ?1/2 weeks never ends2/The Unichimp is the best tuning device created by mankind3/Stroh is evil4/That I probably could be independently wealthy if I spent the time on here doing something more productive.5/Overnight cruises are not good for your health6/Never share a room with another forum member..... Marcus and Jeff you farking listening.7/Plonky has good taste in music8/Stooge Hunting should be an olympic sport9/DBOSS and the Goose USED to be lovers 10/Until he met Robs mum oh and learned about that rare tropical disease Niatus. Chimps at work love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOCK Team Grandpa Donating Members 1,921 Member For: 18y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Hunter Valley Posted 15/10/06 12:10 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 12:10 AM Post whores everywhere ←Yes.........agree. I'll name and shameI have leared that this is the mob of usual suspects(not in any order)LumpyTabFatScottyKermitShazzyEnvy T(extra special Tossbag)Would love to be in this group but I just cant type fast enough. ← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickey_gee Member 593 Member For: 20y 1m 26d Gender: Male Location: Newcastle NSW Posted 15/10/06 12:33 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 12:33 AM 1/ Ive learnt that its very easy to spend piles of cash on my T2/ And its all worth it.....3/ Dags has too much time on his handsMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOCK Team Grandpa Donating Members 1,921 Member For: 18y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Hunter Valley Posted 15/10/06 01:06 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 01:06 AM On a serious note which is me all over-Ive learnt these cars are the best bag for buck aroundIve learnt if you dont know it you will find it on here...that's anythingIve learnt that the wog shouldnt be teaching traffic school lessonsIve learnt that my tranz needs some strengtheningIve learnt that 270rw is better than 197Ive learnt its impossible to have a stock T and be on this forumIve learnt it is not actually illegal to put mums in car bootsIve learnt that Tab has never even done a spinny beforeIve learnt Dag has a lot of spare timeIve learnt that some mods take being called a wa*ker in a different way than most people would.Could go on forever but.....Ive learnt no one ever reads long posts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 7m 16d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 15/10/06 02:14 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 02:14 AM 1/2 weeks never ends←And surprising that's the amount of time left until king f*ckwit goes to vegas.....hopefully it doesn't last as long as the capa 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 7m 16d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 15/10/06 02:16 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 02:16 AM Ive learnt that Tab has never even done a spinny before←What’s a spinny? That’s a bad thing isn’t it?Obviously wasn’t you on Samford Rd last night then after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Donating Members 1,279 Member For: 19y 11m 7d Location: Perth Posted 15/10/06 02:25 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 02:25 AM Things I've learnt from this forum.1. Which tuner's to avoid.2. Ping is power3. running 20+psi is considered ok4. RWKW figures account for , it's ET that matters 5. Boost surge is acceptable6. Buy the software yourself, and do the job properly7. DBOSS, Saleen and Darren are funny c#nts, I get a laugh when I read their posts8. And most importantly, not to give a fu(k what other people think about you. Beethoven had his critics too smartarses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOCK Team Grandpa Donating Members 1,921 Member For: 18y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Hunter Valley Posted 15/10/06 02:38 AM Share Posted 15/10/06 02:38 AM Ive learnt that Tab has never even done a spinny before←Obviously wasn’t you on Samford Rd last night then after all ←No it wasnt. did I miss......miss.....not a drag Tab surely....f*ckn calm down youll hurt the pressure of the water in your window wipers Did u win???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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