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Wanted: One Wife for cleaning my house and cleaning my underpants.

Must be young, slim and no worse than a (single) bagger. Must be able to recognise and differentiate Coopers from other beers whilst shopping. Must be able to abide Blue Steak.

No knowledge of Pankhurst, Greer et al distinct advantage.

Basic English an advantage though not nessecary.

Succesful applicants acknowledge this is short term candidature only and position will be re-hired at regular intervals.

:gooff:

:spoton: I HATE Spring Cleaning :nono:

Lumpy :spoton:

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  Lumpen Proletariat said:
Wanted: One Wife for cleaning my house and cleaning my underpants.

Must be young, slim and no worse than a (single) bagger. Must be able to recognise and differentiate Coopers from other beers whilst shopping. Must be able to abide Blue Steak.

No knowledge of Pankhurst, Greer et al distinct advantage.

Basic English an advantage though not nessecary.

Succesful applicants acknowledge this is short term candidature only and position will be re-hired at regular intervals.

:nono:

:spoton: I HATE Spring Cleaning :nono:

Lumpy :spoton:

F#kin dole bludgers expect everything nowadays :fool:

You didn't mention anything about sex on demand so you may be in luck :gooff:

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:gooff::nono::fool:

get a grip dolphin hugger

let me write a reference for you :spoton:

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  Fat-Tony said:
Whats the salary package like???

Gets some good lumpy loven' daily or when he can be bothered to get off the couch to do it.........

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  Blonk said:
Gets some good lumpy loven' daily or when he can be bothered to get off the couch to do it.........

I'm not gettin off the couch to do it :spoton:

Lumpy :pinch:

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So Lumpy wants a W I F E

... a womam for

Washing

Ironing

Folding

Etc.

Oh, I know what you're all thinking ... but NO, really, it IS "folding" ... there are just some things a woman can't do for you as well as you can do for yourself right Lumpy???

:laughing::smilielol:

  • Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!!
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I'd be expecting more replies but I keep forgetting how much of a bunch of politically correct, under the thumb, sensitive new age guys you all are!

Hi Jeff :spoton:

Lumpy :spoton:

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