Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 22y 2m 29d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 29/09/06 03:10 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 03:10 AM Wanted: One Wife for cleaning my house and cleaning my underpants.Must be young, slim and no worse than a (single) bagger. Must be able to recognise and differentiate Coopers from other beers whilst shopping. Must be able to abide Blue Steak.No knowledge of Pankhurst, Greer et al distinct advantage.Basic English an advantage though not nessecary.Succesful applicants acknowledge this is short term candidature only and position will be re-hired at regular intervals. I HATE Spring Cleaning Lumpy Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicksy still kicking around Member 1,789 Member For: 22y 2m 23d Gender: Male Location: Mackay Posted 29/09/06 03:13 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 03:13 AM poor lumpy, www.mailorderbride.com may be able to help Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordak Member 1,226 Member For: 21y 4d Posted 29/09/06 03:15 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 03:15 AM Lumpen Proletariat said: Wanted: One Wife for cleaning my house and cleaning my underpants.Must be young, slim and no worse than a (single) bagger. Must be able to recognise and differentiate Coopers from other beers whilst shopping. Must be able to abide Blue Steak.No knowledge of Pankhurst, Greer et al distinct advantage.Basic English an advantage though not nessecary.Succesful applicants acknowledge this is short term candidature only and position will be re-hired at regular intervals. I HATE Spring Cleaning Lumpy ←F#kin dole bludgers expect everything nowadays You didn't mention anything about sex on demand so you may be in luck Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 9m 2d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 29/09/06 03:24 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 03:24 AM get a grip dolphin hugger let me write a reference for you Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 19y 2m 24d Posted 29/09/06 03:39 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 03:39 AM Whats the salary package like??? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZZTURBO Donating Members 237 Member For: 18y 10m 16d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 29/09/06 05:52 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 05:52 AM try kittens Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blonk Iconoclast Donating Members 4,330 Member For: 20y 8m 17d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 29/09/06 06:10 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 06:10 AM Fat-Tony said: Whats the salary package like???←Gets some good lumpy loven' daily or when he can be bothered to get off the couch to do it......... Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 22y 2m 29d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 29/09/06 07:43 AM Author Share Posted 29/09/06 07:43 AM Blonk said: Gets some good lumpy loven' daily or when he can be bothered to get off the couch to do it.........←I'm not gettin off the couch to do it Lumpy Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6man Lifetime Members 4,084 Member For: 22y 8m 3d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 29/09/06 10:00 AM Share Posted 29/09/06 10:00 AM So Lumpy wants a W I F E... a womam forWashingIroningFoldingEtc.Oh, I know what you're all thinking ... but NO, really, it IS "folding" ... there are just some things a woman can't do for you as well as you can do for yourself right Lumpy??? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 22y 2m 29d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 29/09/06 10:49 AM Author Share Posted 29/09/06 10:49 AM I'd be expecting more replies but I keep forgetting how much of a bunch of politically correct, under the thumb, sensitive new age guys you all are!Hi Jeff Lumpy Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/28903-wanted-one-wife/#findComment-442671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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