Funny Stories That When You Think About...

[cunners]

You know those moments etched in your memory forever that still make you chuckle even when just thinking of them... ?!

I got a couple that spring to mind

1 - Was in my mates spa after a long day at work with a couple of mates while the girls were cooking dinner... One of my mates (Wayne) fell asleep in the warm water and my other mate Macca (a fat bastard) decides to fart on him for a laugh.

We decide that we should capture this moment on film for all to see so we get the camera out...

Macca pulls down his boardies and positions his arse above Waynes head (which was tilted back and his mouth wide open)....

The camera operator gives the all clear and Macca lets out the biggest fart ever heard and wakes Wayne up.... Now heres the kicker... lol

The cameraman looks at the image he's captured and starts Pi**ing himself laughing...

He then shows it to everyone.... we all start pissing ourselves because at the exact moment macca had let rip, a stream of water must have run down his back....

...... and he's managed to 'shoot' it straight into Waynes mouth!!!!

We got it on camera!!! (I'll try to get it and post it if I can - it's not pretty)

2 - I posted this in another thread but here it is again

Another funny moment was at the local cricket club

when I had a go at a (yobbo) mate - this is how it went (this is real) at a fines session after the game (I was fines master) after he'd abused me for fining him $10 for getting smashed around the park....

Me: 'Hey Chopper, (his nickname) do you even know any words with more than one syllable?'

Him - 'Get f*ck*d c*nt'

Needless to say the changeroom erupted...(he didn't get it)

Im laughing just thinking about it...

[T007]

Was at maccas waiting to get served when this young guy was getting served by a young kid that couldnt understand his order (her english wasnt the best) She asked him three times to repeat the order

He gets the and says to her "can you please get me someone that was born in this country and not floated here on a door"

Very rude but I just had to laugh big time

still makes me laugh when I think of it now