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Churchill ...........

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

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Insulting>

You got a head like a bashed crap....

Obvious>

Is a cops pussy pork?

And my all time favourite comeback was actually in real life at the local cricket club when I had a go at a (yobbo) mate - this is how it went (this is real) at a fines session after the game (I was fines master) after he'd abused me for fining him $10 for getting smashed around the park....

Me: 'Hey Chopper, (his nickname) do you even know any words with more than one syllable?'

Him - 'Get f*ck*d c*nt'

Needless to say the changeroom erupted...(he didn't get it)

Im laughing just thinking about it... :spoton:

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Elizabeth Braddock: Mr. Churchill, you are drunk.

Churchill: And you madam, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

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And my all time favourite comeback was actually

Mine was

ME: phone call- " Yes dear, love you too, bye, see you "

Him- " Ohhhh, isn't that sweet, I love you sweetie, come home an lick my \|/

ME:- Yeah, tell your missus to stop calling me at work.

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