Ahhh They Joys Of Doing Graveyard Shifts At Caltex

[wicksy]

1. last nite a chic and 2 blokes all drunk come pulled up to wash the windows on thier VY ute, then they starteds having waterfights with the water buckets and jugs, mind u buckets have got truck wash in them too, we got a megaphone so I can talk and listen to ppl outside, first I told them stop. they apologised, then I told them to soak the chic(she was f*cking hot too), the chic replies u would like it better if I had a white shirt on wouldnt ya. me being me no shame wat so eva went f*ck yeh I would, but feel free to take ya top off anyways.

2. u can abuse the f*ck outa truckies lol

3. play pranks on truckies eg-last nite phil come in, a truckie was blind rotten drunk, went back to his truck and passed out, phil suggested I get a condom use the soap dispenser outside put a bit of soap in it and put it on the truck somewhere, so I put it on the drivers side step so when he woulda got outa truck he woulda stepped on a condom.

4. I know who half the hookers are in this town now, filthy bitches rooting the truckies, I usually go for walks where the trucks are parked and see u the bunk shaking and then u shudder.

that's my story

[saleen]

1. last nite a chic and 2 blokes all drunk come pulled up to wash the windows on thier VY ute, then they starteds having waterfights with the water buckets and jugs, mind u buckets have got truck wash in them too, we got a megaphone so I can talk and listen to ppl outside, first I told them stop. they apologised, then I told them to soak the chic(she was f*cking hot too), the chic replies u would like it better if I had a white shirt on wouldnt ya. me being me no shame wat so eva went f*ck yeh I would, but feel free to take ya top off anyways.

2. u can abuse the f*ck outa truckies lol

3. play pranks on truckies eg-last nite phil come in, a truckie was blind rotten drunk, went back to his truck and passed out, phil suggested I get a condom use the soap dispenser outside put a bit of soap in it and put it on the truck somewhere, so I put it on the drivers side step so when he woulda got outa truck he woulda stepped on a condom.

4. I know who half the hookers are in this town now, filthy bitches rooting the truckies, I usually go for walks where the trucks are parked and see u the bunk shaking and then u shudder.

that's my story

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Not much to do in Emerald is there Wicko? lol

[mattson]

and I thought my job was interesting

[wicksy]

nah emerald is a sh*t hole I hate it lol, full of cocky Expensive Daewoo and footy f@gs all I do on weekednds is drink at home, last weekend there was a all in brawl with bout 100 people every man for themselves it was,