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applogies to our resident American members but, I've just been doing some travelling and there's some tips for you yanks:

1 There's no reason to talk SO loudly on the phone, Alexander Graham Bell who you no-doubt know was an American actually did quite a good job.

2 Airplanes have things called "luggage compartments" there's no need to carry every thing you own into the passanger compartment

3 Clapping after an A/C has landed is not mandatory, actually, they manage to land successfully MOST of the time.

4 You get paid to do your job, If you do it REALLY well I MAY give you a tip, otherwise, sod off.

5 A toilet that wastes 14 ltrs of water EVERY time you flush is pathetic.

6 No, it's not that I can't HEAR you, it's that I can't UNDERSTAND you, don't shout, just try speaking English, not American.

7 We don't care what you think.

8 No, I don't know Crocodile Dundee.

9 Yes kangaroo's are nearly extinct, we're down to our last 340 million....

10 No, that's Austria, Australia is in the southern hemisphere.

11 The Southern Hemisphere is the lower part of that twirly blue thing you occasionally see pictures of.

12 Please we Beg you, don't try and say G'day mate.

13 Food should be made of organic components.

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haahahahah We can be a dumb lot at times can't we?

Living outside of ones own country of origin really does shed some light on what your nation is really like as a whole, really it does. :D

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They elected George Bush :msm:

TWICE!:fool:

Lumpy

Only in America could that happen :tease:

It gets worse...Then they elect his SON for two terms :gooff:

Lumpy :fool:

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They elected George Bush

Not this fly. I didn't vote for any of the silly buggers that have been in office for the past 17 years. :blink:

Though that being said, you lot are mandated to vote and can't seem to get rid of Howard. :birthdaywish:

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8 No, I don't know Crocodile Dundee.

Really :blink:

But he comes from up your way :blink:

Actually Old Mate Fourfan should know UTP Falls pretty well... :birthdaywish:

I personally know the silly beggar who told them to go film there :gooff:

Lumpy :sharon:

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