sixfan Flaccid Member Donating Members 2,503 Member For: 21y 8m 18d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 09/09/06 01:40 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 01:40 PM applogies to our resident American members but, I've just been doing some travelling and there's some tips for you yanks:1 There's no reason to talk SO loudly on the phone, Alexander Graham Bell who you no-doubt know was an American actually did quite a good job.2 Airplanes have things called "luggage compartments" there's no need to carry every thing you own into the passanger compartment3 Clapping after an A/C has landed is not mandatory, actually, they manage to land successfully MOST of the time.4 You get paid to do your job, If you do it REALLY well I MAY give you a tip, otherwise, sod off.5 A toilet that wastes 14 ltrs of water EVERY time you flush is pathetic.6 No, it's not that I can't HEAR you, it's that I can't UNDERSTAND you, don't shout, just try speaking English, not American.7 We don't care what you think.8 No, I don't know Crocodile Dundee.9 Yes kangaroo's are nearly extinct, we're down to our last 340 million....10 No, that's Austria, Australia is in the southern hemisphere.11 The Southern Hemisphere is the lower part of that twirly blue thing you occasionally see pictures of.12 Please we Beg you, don't try and say G'day mate.13 Food should be made of organic components. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newl Guests Posted 09/09/06 02:49 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 02:49 PM haahahahah We can be a dumb lot at times can't we?Living outside of ones own country of origin really does shed some light on what your nation is really like as a whole, really it does. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flukey Seriously Flukey Member Donating Members 4,354 Member For: 20y 10m 18d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 09/09/06 03:12 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 03:12 PM They elected George Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 10m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 09/09/06 03:23 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 03:23 PM They elected George Bush ←TWICE!Lumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flukey Seriously Flukey Member Donating Members 4,354 Member For: 20y 10m 18d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 09/09/06 03:27 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 03:27 PM They elected George Bush ←TWICE!Lumpy←Only in America could that happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 10m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 09/09/06 04:22 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 04:22 PM They elected George Bush ←TWICE!Lumpy←Only in America could that happen ←It gets worse...Then they elect his SON for two terms Lumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPV TRANNY Im the one and only Donating Members 3,557 Member For: 20y 1m 1d Gender: Male Location: In my house Posted 09/09/06 08:54 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 08:54 PM I worked with one that was an arrigant dicknose.Sorry if I offened other yanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 9m 14d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 09/09/06 09:30 PM Share Posted 09/09/06 09:30 PM 8 No, I don't know Crocodile Dundee.←Really But he comes from up your way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newl Guests Posted 10/09/06 12:52 AM Share Posted 10/09/06 12:52 AM They elected George BushNot this fly. I didn't vote for any of the silly buggers that have been in office for the past 17 years. Though that being said, you lot are mandated to vote and can't seem to get rid of Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 10m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 10/09/06 01:04 AM Share Posted 10/09/06 01:04 AM 8 No, I don't know Crocodile Dundee.←Really But he comes from up your way ←Actually Old Mate Fourfan should know UTP Falls pretty well... I personally know the silly beggar who told them to go film there Lumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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