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  • Cruise Whore
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Hi Guys,

I just drove up to Albury with 2 Expensive Daewoo CV8 Monaros and they were flinging Ford snipes at me front and back (now why did I loan 'em the CB radios again :pinch: ).

Examples:

"We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne."

"Make sure you bring a tool box with you."

"You missing an exhaust pipe?"

I actually wanted to post this up before I went to Albury, but forgot to, so I was a bit come-back challenged on the road. Anyway, I can still email them both after the event :gooff:

So, looking for some great come-backs / stabs. Please post up or direct me to a good link of them :evil:

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  • Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!!
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  EvilDaifu said:
"We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne."

Well, if you expect me to go in convoy with you, of course I'll have to slow down and wait for you!
  EvilDaifu said:
"Make sure you bring a tool box with you."

Absolutely nessecary. I mean, it's not like you can fit all the tools you'll need to repair your car in that tiny boot.
  EvilDaifu said:
"You missing an exhaust pipe?"

I am? I Wouldn't know, but then again, you have been behind me the whole trip...

Lumpy :pinch:

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  Lumpen Proletariat said:
  EvilDaifu said:
"We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne."

Well, if you expect me to go in convoy with you, of course I'll have to slow down and wait for you!
  EvilDaifu said:
"Make sure you bring a tool box with you."

Absolutely nessecary. I mean, it's not like you can fit all the tools you'll need to repair your car in that tiny boot.
  EvilDaifu said:
"You missing an exhaust pipe?"

I am? I Wouldn't know, but then again, you have been behind me the whole trip...

Lumpy :spoton:

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Very good lumpy :tease:

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  EvilDaifu said:
"We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne."

"That's ok. I'll catch up when you pull over to top up your oil."

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"Make sure you bring a tool box with you."

"Shouldn't you carry that? There must be heaps of room in the boot with a space saver for a spare."

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"You missing an exhaust pipe?"

If they were autos you could try...

"Your missing 2 gears."

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I would've just dropped it back a peg and smoked it past them......

???

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H-*beep*

S-sexual

V-vehicles

What do you call a Expensive Daewoo Late model camira on the top of a steep hill?

A bloody miracle.

How do you double the value of a Expensive Daewoo Commodore?

Fill up the tank.

What is the most efficient way to service a Expensive Daewoo Commodore?

Remove the plugs, air filter, oil filter, drain the oil, and get rid of the bloody car!

Con just had a car park fender bender in his VC 4.2 litre. The drivers door is a write off. Should he:

a: Spend $400 and get a quality replacement and colour matching service.

b: Get one from the wreckers for $40, prime it gunmetal grey (the rest of the car is red), and leave it like that for 2 years.

c: Bash the thing back together with a hammer and be done with it.

Does that help

shazzy :spoton:

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