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dingleberries WTF , Fartleberries people,Fartleberries .......  pppfffft

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One of my favourites … PPC Performance Centre ... the Tool Men , a Friday afternoon prank brought to you by some well known members of this forum (remaining nameless of course), and starring the PPC Staff, Big Al, Wilson, Andy and Tim.

Every now and then you read a reference to pineapples in threads. It came from the following thread.

New Tuner In Town, Another option for the XR6Turbo

http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14327&

  bcl said:
  PPCstaff said:
We have some revolutionary technology that will change the way you guys think of your cars. My boss Tim and myself (AL) will be only too glad to share this information with the members of this fine site.

Are you a CAPA tuner?

Do you fix overboost?

Do you fix the stalling problem?

Do you fix brake shudder?

Can you give me 1000HP (at the wheels)?

Can you give me no wheelspin, and 100% grip?

Can you eliminate HgAg?

Can you fix Ken?

What can you do with pineapples?

Can you give us freezing cold temps at WSID, just like Calder?

There are many serious issues to be addressed.

Brian

p.s It's Friday afternoon again.

Welcome to the site!

This thread was closed by COBRA, who thought PPC were serious, but later continued.

Ppc, What is it the abreviation of???

http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14379&

  PPCToolmanTim said:
Big Al, Wilson & Andy,

There's still a lot of work to be done. The pineapple cocktail is brewing now, and I know where the gooseman lives!

It might be just enough to get him down the 1/4.

The hot new overclocked cpu we've built will be cooled by ................. pineapple juice. That's good for an extra 100rwkw.

Tim

(the toolman)

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  PPCToolmanTim said:
PPC are committed to giving you the best performance for your T. :msm:

Geea’s secret can now be revealed; why he can get 370rwkw from his T. It is the pineapple brew, and used with a very advanced XEDE timing map.

If you check the old thread only bcl and ducatijb realized that it was the pineapple juice, and that was 5 weeks ago (well done guys). :lol:

The special brew will shortly be available to members of this forum. It is 110% proof, and available in convenient 5 litre casks, so what you don’t use on the track (or on the dyno if you’re a gooseman), you can take to the party with you. :sofa:  :sofa:  :spit:  :spoton:

PPC guarantees performance, giving you the edge :msm:

Tim

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  bcl said:
One of my favourites  … PPC Performance Centre ... the Tool Men , a Friday afternoon prank brought to you by some well known members of this forum (remaining nameless of course), and starring the PPC Staff, Big Al, Wilson, Andy and Tim.

Every now and then you read a reference to pineapples in threads. It came from the following thread.

New Tuner In Town, Another option for the XR6Turbo

http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14327&

  bcl said:
  PPCstaff said:
We have some revolutionary technology that will change the way you guys think of your cars. My boss Tim and myself (AL) will be only too glad to share this information with the members of this fine site.

Are you a CAPA tuner?

Do you fix overboost?

Do you fix the stalling problem?

Do you fix brake shudder?

Can you give me 1000HP (at the wheels)?

Can you give me no wheelspin, and 100% grip?

Can you eliminate HgAg?

Can you fix Ken?

What can you do with pineapples?

Can you give us freezing cold temps at WSID, just like Calder?

There are many serious issues to be addressed.

Brian

p.s It's Friday afternoon again.

Welcome to the site!

This thread was closed by COBRA, who thought PPC were serious, but later continued.

Ppc, What is it the abreviation of???

http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14379&

  PPCToolmanTim said:
Big Al, Wilson & Andy,

There's still a lot of work to be done. The pineapple cocktail is brewing now, and I know where the gooseman lives!

It might be just enough to get him down the 1/4.

The hot new overclocked cpu we've built will be cooled by ................. pineapple juice. That's good for an extra 100rwkw.

Tim

(the toolman)

.

  PPCToolmanTim said:
PPC are committed to giving you the best performance for your T. :laughing:

Geea’s secret can now be revealed; why he can get 370rwkw from his T. It is the pineapple brew, and used with a very advanced XEDE timing map.

If you check the old thread only bcl and ducatijb realized that it was the pineapple juice, and that was 5 weeks ago (well done guys). :lol:

The special brew will shortly be available to members of this forum. It is 110% proof, and available in convenient 5 litre casks, so what you don’t use on the track (or on the dyno if you’re a gooseman), you can take to the party with you. :stupid:  :spit:  :spit:  :laughing:

PPC guarantees performance, giving you the edge :nono:

Tim

The old "Pinapple Performance Company" was bloody awesome. :spoton:

Geea. :glad:

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  DARREN said:
Half the fun about logging onto the web and reading through the many various pages within this site are seeing what people have written and the million mile an hour respones fired back or posted to prove a point or back up an arguement.

I'd like to see pages of tributes to the very comments and replies that time and time again, see us busting our guts in laughter.

All I can say is go easy on a few heatseakers that we have come know, love, and be frustrated by.

Darren

Isn't this ironic...

Darren starts this thread and then the below thread...

Advice On A Girl. I'd Never Of Thought..., I'd be on this website asking

Vote #1 Darren! :laughing:

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  Adam said:
  DARREN said:
Half the fun about logging onto the web and reading through the many various pages within this site are seeing what people have written and the million mile an hour respones fired back or posted to prove a point or back up an arguement.

I'd like to see pages of tributes to the very comments and replies that time and time again, see us busting our guts in laughter.

All I can say is go easy on a few heatseakers that we have come know, love, and be frustrated by.

Darren

Isn't this ironic...

Darren starts this thread and then the below thread...

Advice On A Girl. I'd Never Of Thought..., I'd be on this website asking

Vote #1 Darren! :spit:

adam, you are the master :laughing:

and yes what a fitting topic to have in this thread of darrens :spoton:

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  bcl said:
From the same thread the collective wisdom of Geeseman:
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They're empty you say ..... well yes.

These posts were very critical of APS, as he was having a dispute with APS.

Later, when he became pro-APS he deleted all the content of his posts!

.... except this couple!

  Geeseman said:
When I purchased mine from APS I was not told what capacity they were. I was not told what part they were. Simply, I wasn't told anything.
  Geeseman said:
I was told by Peter that I could not purchase an APS intercooler from ANY dealer unless I purchased an APS exhaust. If this isn't anti competitive behaviour then I don't know what is.

:crybaby::nono::nono:

I wanna see the Goose respond in his incoherrent sh1tspray when he gets back from his holiday. :sick: Hey Goose, dig yourself out of this one you walkng waste of spoof.

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  Mr Turbo said:

It will take off god damn it! :spoton:

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