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Go tell the Chinese that??

But what would the Chinese know, what have they ever done??

Oh I dunno invented gunpowder, seismographs, porcelain, vaccination for smallpox, writing (although a fiendishly difficult version of it) standardised across a country with different spoken versions of language, standardised weights and measures, a single currency, discovered the compass, invented pasta (Marco Polo brought it back to Italy)... were boiling their drinking water and adding these leaves called tea and avoiding typhoid, giardia and cholera for centuries, using paper when they went to the loo and washing daily while Europe went thru the black plague and the dark ages... and were using chopsticks when Europe was still using their hands to eat- fortunately they weren't using toilet paper by that time...

Personally, when I eat fettucine pollo I prefer a fork and a spoon... and a knife and fork isn't particularly handy when you eating sushi either.

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Theres another good thing about driving an auto... gives your brain one less thing to think about when its only you and your mrs in the car :P It gives you a little extra time so there's less chance of an accident happening. Only ever been pulled over once for veering off the road a little while a cop was behind me.

'Have you been drinking sir?'...

'No Officer..'

'Were you playin with your stereo?'

'No Officer'

'Any reason why you were all over the road before?'

'Well... No officer' :)

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