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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine today... We lost

track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used

to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be

interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!", I

exclaimed, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you

now! I'm a bit older and a bit bigger than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah",

I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline

that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop

being so silly. She teased me

saying that tubby men were cute. "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!"

she giggled.

So I told her to fu*k off.

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read that in a porno at work and phat I kept on laughing,when I read the title I was hoping for pictures of your actual ex missus :pinch:

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read that in a porno at work and phat I kept on laughing,when I read the title I was hoping for pictures of your actual ex missus :spoton:

:pinch: that depends on how many pounds :pinch::laughing:

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and where the pounds are added - some spots look quite nice with some extra!

How much does silicone weigh? :blush:

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Dannopower has just asked me to post a pic of his 'waistline' for him :blush:

Rob...

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Dannopower has just asked me to post a pic of his 'waistline' for him  :blush:

Rob...

hahaha, lmao. what a crack up.

*beep* your a funny c*nt Rob.

Nice one. :blush:

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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine today... We lost

track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used

to  enjoy together.  I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be

interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!", I

exclaimed, "I don't know if I could keep pace with  you

now!  I'm a bit older and a bit bigger than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah",

I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a  waistline

that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop

being so silly. She teased me

saying that tubby men were cute. "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!"

she giggled.

So I told her to fu*k off.

lol, what a crack up. "Nice one!"

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