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I was minding my own business yesterday, driving through a roundabout, when a BA Phoon comes tearing past me on the outside lane. I thought nothing of it, until we were at the lights. He had a steeled look on his face, and as soon as the lights change he dumped and was off. I moved away slowly( I was talking to the wife on the phone ) and watched him dissappear over the hill.

About 1km up the road, another set of lights and same thing. Come to another roundabout and the look of pure arrogence he gave me, as he dropped it down a gear and reved it up in 2nd and was lurching forward. He put his window down and promptly said, " Not a bad car the Turbo is it? " "Yeah" I said. He then tells me that they are good, but no match for the Phoon. And this is when he lurched forward for the last time. :spoton: :redfinger:

I had enough of playing mr nice guy, and set about promptly defalting his humungenourmous ego. With that I dropped it down to 2nd in manual mode, and at 60 kmh, my car pulls like a friggin freight train! :spoton: Boost came on and the tyres started squeeling. I jumped ahead so quickly I thought that would be it. Next set of lights he tells me I must have a healthy one, lets go. So with 2100 on the dial, the lights change and it's bye bye Mr Phoon. I begin cruising at the speed limit, and good ol Tyfonie driver flys past me at about a 11ty billion kmh. Never to be seen again.

Moral of the story, never underestimate your little brother. :spoton:

Oh and he used alot of rubber to prove to me that his car was stock!

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that's awesome... :spoton:

im glad you showed him who the boss is ahahhaha

poor guy is gonna be upset now thinking why does his typhoon go slower than a 'healthy' xr6 turbo :tease:

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  • Faster than any BTA,XTC,Autotech, Nizpro and Tunehouse car
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Just lucky it was'nt an Auto F6 otherwise he would have smoked your ass just like the GT does :tease::spoton:

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Those FPV owners do tend to think they are something pretty special - good work Marcus :spoton:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What do you mean THINK we're special.

We KNOW we're special..

:tease:

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I think the appropriate expression is...

Assumption is the mother of all f$%k ups... :tease:

So was he just ignorant? or ignorant of the upgrade potential of these T's?

Alway nice to smoke'em! Not as much fun as an HSV though... :spoton:

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