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not a spider but my first car was a 1983 tx5 ghia.... I went overseas for year and left it at mum and dads... came home and tried to get it going... after a new battery and a bit work she started (smoking like a chimeney)... so I decided to go around the block to burn out the cob webs... didnt get far when I noticed a wasp flying around me... swiped at it and thought no more of it until I noticed sihtloads of wasps flying around... I nearly s1ht my pants, slammed on the brakes and jumped out the car running for while to get away from the things. Found out that the little buggers had formed a nest under the parcel shelf while I was away. Wasnt funny at the time but gives me the occasional laugh now :spoton:

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I can understand your concern in relation to spraying the car. Had a Huntsman dive under the dashboard from the open door well a few years back and the wife refused to hop back in the car. Had to go into the supermarket and get a can of Baygon. Sprayed the whole can under the dash...into the air vents....everywhere.

Never did get to see that spider again, but assumed it took it's last breath when I fired the Baygon his way.

Unfortunately.....the car absolutley stunk for many months following :spoton:

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Throw one of those big f***ker wasp / hornets in your car. She'll find the huntsman, paralyse it and lay her eggs in it. Then voila - no more huntsman!

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Just a bunch of wasps in a few weeks time instead. :fool:

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Actually my attempt at subtle humour, Adam.

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Oh well... I'm sure you'll do better next time. :laughing:

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Evil

Clink on the link....

http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/huntsman_spiders.htm

Love the pararaph where it says. They are notorious for entering cars, and being found hiding behind sun visors or running across the dash board....

Best of luck

Cowie

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Jet you fool!

It's good to have blue tongue lizards around because they kill snakes.

Besides... it's on the bonnet so there's a fair distance between it and you in the back on the booster seat. :laughing:

:laughing: there is no snakes in my area..

I didnt kill it anyway, just got it onto the ground and pushed it to the side of the road.

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Throw one of those big f***ker wasp / hornets in your car. She'll find the huntsman, paralyse it and lay her eggs in it. Then voila - no more huntsman!

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Just to save any confusion put on of these --> :laughing: after posts of this nature as some people struggle with subtle jokes!

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Hmm, I dont like your situation, I am a medium anarachnobhobic (used to be worse), but Im getting better as I age. Anyway, the good news is spiders scare easily and I find that almost all the time once you see one somehow they never appear again.

Lend ya car to a person who has no dramas with spiders for a week or 2, with any luck it will appear and they can remove/kill it.

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Throw one of those big f***ker wasp / hornets in your car. She'll find the huntsman, paralyse it and lay her eggs in it. Then voila - no more huntsman!

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Just to save any confusion put on of these --> :blink: after posts of this nature as some people struggle with subtle jokes!

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Yeah thanks - I see your point. Thought of the smiley, but then decided the "lay her eggs in it" was an obvious irony hence no smiley required. I was wrong :blink:

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