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u guys think a huntsman is bad, look what popped out of the bonnet when I went for a drive with my bro..

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some sort of lizard I guess, around 60cm long head to tail..

a big branch I pulled off a tree made short work of the b@stard though :spoton:

It is a blue tongue you nerd,

seriously back to the situ at hand, bomb the sh*t out of your T with insecticide and leave it for a while

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Jet you fool!

It's good to have blue tongue lizards around because they kill snakes.

Besides... it's on the bonnet so there's a fair distance between it and you in the back on the booster seat. :spoton:

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Throw one of those big f***ker wasp / hornets in your car. She'll find the huntsman, paralyse it and lay her eggs in it. Then voila - no more huntsman!

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Just a bunch of wasps in a few weeks time instead. :spoton:

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Actually my attempt at subtle humour, Adam.

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Throw one of those big f***ker wasp / hornets in your car. She'll find the huntsman, paralyse it and lay her eggs in it. Then voila - no more huntsman!

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Just a bunch of wasps in a few weeks time instead. :spoton:

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Actually my attempt at subtle humour, Adam.

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Oh well... I'm sure you'll do better next time. :spoton:

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Well I keep lookin behind me in the back seat for the lil' sucker and he hasn't turned up yet. The people behind me keep wondering why I keep lookin' at them, though, at the lights.

So I'll be driving nervously on the BB cruise t'morrow :spoton: If I suddenly start driving erratically, you'll all know why :spoton:

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If it's a big one it's a she. Female spiders are always bigger.

After she's mated with the male she'll kill him... :spoton:

See marriage isn't so bad after all. :spoton:

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LOL

I can remember a big :spoton: "female" huntsman spider on my rear window on GIMLI, it was raining and all I could see was this spider, haha, 2 to 4 legs would be (losing traction...lol) on the window and I'm thinking, "just fall off will yer".... Couldn't wait. Pulled into a servo and decided to clean the window, 1st thing was the spider, "thwak". Cleaned the window then continued home. Long day, raining, this was at about 9:45pm at night...lol. Last thing I wanted was for that thing to find a comfy place in my XR, let alone my wife (at the time) find it as she was the biggest 'arachnephobic', it wouldn't have been pretty if the lady huntsman wanted to 'explore' inside the cabin while she was drivin...lol. :spoton:.

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