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Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and

Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and

tell his wife."

Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack. Charlie says, "Where did you

get that, Bill?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me."

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave

you the beer."

Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her,

'You must be Steve's widow.'"

She said, "'No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?"

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This gooky looking HSV owner walks into the Breakfast Creek Hotel last Thursday, with a 4 metre Nth Qld crocodile on his head.

Fronts up to bar and the barman says "what'll it be mate"?

The croc says, "Can ya get this HSV *beep* outa me arze mate"?

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Problem Solved!

The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the

Persian Gulf has been solved. The ship has been redirected to New

Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".

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The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the Persian Gulf has been solved.

The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".

Problem Solved!

The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the

Persian Gulf has been solved. The ship has been redirected to New

Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".

:nugget:

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The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the Persian Gulf has been solved.

The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".

Problem Solved!

The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the

Persian Gulf has been solved. The ship has been redirected to New

Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".

:nugget:

1. LionHeart >> GET WITH THE TIMES SON

2. XRSICKT >> Watch it Pal! I'm keeping a very close eye on all you grey power groupies

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