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  • I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
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:lol: Monopoly for Westies...

:lol: :lol:

Its funny because its true :lol:

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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Monopoly for Westies...

Its funny because its true

It's NOT funny because it's true! :angry:

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This Gorilla is walking in the jungle when he sees the King of the Jungle (The Lion) bent over in the bushes, looking for food,

The gorilla thought for a sec and decided it would be a good lark if he sneaked up and stabbed the Lion in the butt with his wang,

ROOOOAAAARR went the lion,

with that the gorilla withdrew his wang and took the bolt, the lion took chase, I mean no one could ever know about this ever,

Well the gorilla tried his best to out run the lion swinging from tree to tree etc but he wasnt giving up so as a last resort the gorilla ducked into a hunters camp.

He dives into a tent, puts on the safari suit and pit helmet, sits in the chair with a pipe and lifts up a news paper and pretends to read it,

With that the lion flys into the camp and looks in the tent

"Did you see a gorilla run past here?" says the lion

the gorilla looks over the top of the newspaper and says,

"you mean the one that F#cked the lion in the arse?"

The lion says

"Oh sh*t, is it in the paper already!"

regards

Zak

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  • I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
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The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the Persian Gulf has been solved.

The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".

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For my first joke, here is one just to show you what corny sense of humour I have,

Q. What do call a girl setting fire to her phone bill?

A. Burnadette,

Yes I am laughing at my own jokes. :lol:

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  • I see red
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Quote of the day

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house (that you leave empty all day) in order to afford to live in it."

Have a nice day (at work)!

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For my first joke, here is one just to show you what corny sense of humour I have,

Q. What do call a girl setting fire to her phone bill?

A. Burnadette,

Yes I am laughing at my own jokes. :lol:

It could be worse Galaxieman:

Q. Where do Paw-Paws come from?

A. Dog Dog Trees!

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This horse walks into the Breakfast Creek hotel

The Barman says to him "why the long face mate?"

Another crack like that and you'll leak :lol:

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