XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 8m 21d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/09/03 04:53 PM Author Share Posted 12/09/03 04:53 PM 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 8m 21d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/09/03 04:54 PM Author Share Posted 12/09/03 04:54 PM 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 8m 21d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/09/03 04:56 PM Author Share Posted 12/09/03 04:56 PM 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 8m 21d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/09/03 04:59 PM Author Share Posted 12/09/03 04:59 PM 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 8m 21d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/09/03 05:00 PM Author Share Posted 12/09/03 05:00 PM 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TurboCrazy Member 70 Member For: 21y 4m 29d Location: Cairns FNQ Posted 12/09/03 10:32 PM Share Posted 12/09/03 10:32 PM A blonde and a brunette are watching the late night news and it is reporting a story about a jumper. The brunette says to the blonde " I bet you $20 he jumps" The blonde says " OK "Sure enough the bloke jumps.The blonde turns to the brunette and says " How did you know he would jump? "The brunette says " I saw the 5 o'clock news "And the blonde says " So did I, but I didnt think he would jump twice! " :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainy Member 181 Member For: 21y 7m 23d Location: central coast Posted 12/09/03 10:39 PM Share Posted 12/09/03 10:39 PM 2 poofs having sex when the house catches on fire! which one gets out of the house first? the one on top or the one on the bottom??Give up? The one on the bottom,cause hes already got his sh*t packed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainy Member 181 Member For: 21y 7m 23d Location: central coast Posted 12/09/03 11:02 PM Share Posted 12/09/03 11:02 PM A bloke is walking along a beach when he happens across an old lamp,he gives it a rub(the lamp)and out pops a genie."you know the drill,3 wishes,make it snappy" says the genieThe guy makes his wishes and the genie and lamp dissappear.The guy gets home and opens his front door to find ten million dollars in a suitcase.HE goes to his bedroom to find 5 beautiful woman waiting on his bed.Just as he is about to join the women his front door comes crashing down and the genie is standing there with 2 other genies,all wearing klu klux klan attire.The guy yells out"what the hells going on here"The genie replies "carrying out your wishes!You wished for ten million dollars,You wished for your own harem of woman and you wished to be hung like a black guy" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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