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You neglected to mention which traffic lights.
aniken> address please .... no, not yours! Where are those traffic lights???

Unfortunately, I think they move around. But I for one am not going to stop searching until these ladies are safely behind bars (in my basement ;) )

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Yesterday, a bloke I knew drowned in a bowl of Muslie.

Yep, got dragged in by a strong current............

Ahh.....I am so sad.

Agggghhhh! :nugget:

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Yesterday, a bloke I knew drowned in a bowl of Muslie.

Yep, got dragged in by a strong current............

Ahh.....I am so sad.

OMG - That's as bad as "three blondes walked into a bar ... you'd have thought one of them would have seen it".

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If sick humour you want, sick humour you get!

Penguin's story.......

Penguin's car has been running

rough for weeks, (crummydore SS)

so he finally decides to take it in and have a

mechanic check it out.

"Can you have a look at this? It's

running really rough," he says.

"No problem," replies the

mechanic. "But I won't be able to

get around to it for a half-hour."

Rather than sitting in the shop's

rather unpleasant waiting room,

Penguin decides to take a stroll

down the street, where he happens

upon an ice cream shop. Not

having eaten all day, he orders a

triple scoop of vanilla, which he

consumes with reckless abandon.

"Man, that was good," Penguin

says to himself with a mess of ice

cream dripping off his beak.

When Penguin arrives back at the

shop, the mechanic greets him with

the bad news.

"It looks like you blew a seal," he

says, nodding his head.

"Oh... no... that's just ice cream,"

replies Penguin.

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A blonde, female police officer was working radar one afternoon.

A blonde, female driver blew through the radar at 140 km/h and was pulled over.

The blonde officer asked to see the blonde motorist's driver's license. She started rooting through her purse and finally confessed that she didn't even know what it looked like.

The blonde officer told her the driver's license had her picture on it.

The blonde driver finally found a small mirror in the bottom of her purse. When she stared at it and saw her "picture" she thought that this was probably what the blonde officer was looking for.

She handed it to the blonde officer who stared at it very intently for a few seconds.

The blonde officer returned it to the driver and said, "You're free to go. If I had known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over in the first place."

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