aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 1m 1d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 26/08/03 02:27 AM Share Posted 26/08/03 02:27 AM You neglected to mention which traffic lights.aniken> address please .... no, not yours! Where are those traffic lights???Unfortunately, I think they move around. But I for one am not going to stop searching until these ladies are safely behind bars (in my basement ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 8m 15d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 26/08/03 10:10 PM Share Posted 26/08/03 10:10 PM Yesterday, a bloke I knew drowned in a bowl of Muslie.Yep, got dragged in by a strong current............Ahh.....I am so sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 6m 22d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 26/08/03 10:38 PM Share Posted 26/08/03 10:38 PM Yesterday, a bloke I knew drowned in a bowl of Muslie.Yep, got dragged in by a strong current............Ahh.....I am so sad. Agggghhhh! :nugget: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 8m 15d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 26/08/03 11:44 PM Share Posted 26/08/03 11:44 PM You to aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6man Lifetime Members 4,084 Member For: 22y 3m 11d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 27/08/03 12:38 AM Share Posted 27/08/03 12:38 AM Yesterday, a bloke I knew drowned in a bowl of Muslie.Yep, got dragged in by a strong current............Ahh.....I am so sad. OMG - That's as bad as "three blondes walked into a bar ... you'd have thought one of them would have seen it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 8m 15d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 27/08/03 04:29 AM Share Posted 27/08/03 04:29 AM Turbo6man.that's my kinda stupid sick humour.I laughed till I stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotom Team Bute Donating Members 1,550 Member For: 21y 6m 6d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 27/08/03 05:36 AM Share Posted 27/08/03 05:36 AM If sick humour you want, sick humour you get!Penguin's story....... Penguin's car has been running rough for weeks, (crummydore SS) so he finally decides to take it in and have a mechanic check it out. "Can you have a look at this? It's running really rough," he says. "No problem," replies the mechanic. "But I won't be able to get around to it for a half-hour." Rather than sitting in the shop's rather unpleasant waiting room,Penguin decides to take a stroll down the street, where he happens upon an ice cream shop. Not having eaten all day, he orders a triple scoop of vanilla, which he consumes with reckless abandon. "Man, that was good," Penguin says to himself with a mess of ice cream dripping off his beak. When Penguin arrives back at the shop, the mechanic greets him with the bad news. "It looks like you blew a seal," he says, nodding his head. "Oh... no... that's just ice cream," replies Penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 8m 15d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 27/08/03 06:42 AM Share Posted 27/08/03 06:42 AM Arhhh.Its an oldie but a goodie.Still.....I was laughing like a drain even though I knew the punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExAreSix TRAITOR Member 1,063 Member For: 22y 3m 2d Gender: Male Location: Townsville, NQ Posted 27/08/03 06:46 AM Share Posted 27/08/03 06:46 AM A mans body was found in the river today with 15 weetbix shoved up his a*se. Police believe it to be the work of a 'serial' killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 1m 1d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 27/08/03 10:05 AM Share Posted 27/08/03 10:05 AM A blonde, female police officer was working radar one afternoon.A blonde, female driver blew through the radar at 140 km/h and was pulled over.The blonde officer asked to see the blonde motorist's driver's license. She started rooting through her purse and finally confessed that she didn't even know what it looked like.The blonde officer told her the driver's license had her picture on it.The blonde driver finally found a small mirror in the bottom of her purse. When she stared at it and saw her "picture" she thought that this was probably what the blonde officer was looking for.She handed it to the blonde officer who stared at it very intently for a few seconds.The blonde officer returned it to the driver and said, "You're free to go. If I had known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over in the first place." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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