Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 22d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 21/08/03 12:13 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 12:13 AM A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."He asked her why she was going. She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch. His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"I'm going too!" he replied."Why?" she asked."I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotom Team Bute Donating Members 1,550 Member For: 21y 5m 24d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 21/08/03 12:21 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 12:21 AM For all those lovers of big, pulsating big stroke fast vehicles.....the latest special model Harley Davidson for real MEN unveiled....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotom Team Bute Donating Members 1,550 Member For: 21y 5m 24d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 21/08/03 12:22 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 12:22 AM And so as not to be criticised by the women, Harley Davidson have also released the special model for women too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 22d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 21/08/03 02:28 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 02:28 AM A woman stands looking in the bedroom mirror for what seems like an eternity and then turns to her husband who is sitting behind her . She says - "I'm horrible and fat and ugly !!! Pay me a compliment to cheer me up" He says - "Your eyesight's spot on !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 22d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 21/08/03 03:38 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 03:38 AM How many discussion group posters does it take to change a lightbulb?1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has beenchanged14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how thelight bulb could have been changed differently7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing lightbulbs53 to flame the spell checkers41 to correct spelling/grammar flames6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper termis "lamp"15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, andthat "light bulb" is perfectly correct109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to pleasetake this discussion to a lightbulb forum111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use lightbulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, whereto buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best forthis technique and what brands are faulty27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post thecorrected URL's3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant tothis group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety includingall headers and signatures, and add "Me too"12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because theycannot handle the light bulb controversy4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before postingquestions about light bulbs"1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 19d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 21/08/03 03:47 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 03:47 AM How many discussion group posters does it take to change a lightbulb? That doesn't sound familiar at all :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geea Site protagonist Lifetime Members 4,320 Member For: 21y 7m 27d Gender: Male Location: At the lights, waiting for you. Posted 21/08/03 04:20 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 04:20 AM I'd like to take this oportunity to point out that the lightbulb controversy was started by those TEAM VEMON, people and that team HgAg have no interest in changing lightbulbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpy What's happening? Lifetime Members 1,605 Member For: 22y 1m 4d Gender: Male Location: Steel City, NSW Posted 21/08/03 04:33 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 04:33 AM 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing lightbulbscontroversy was started by those TEAM VEMONI believe that it is Team Venom... :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6man Lifetime Members 4,084 Member For: 22y 2m 28d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 21/08/03 07:43 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 07:43 AM How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?Just two - the trick is to get them in there.Oh, and I can just picture Ken on that Harley heheheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 19d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 21/08/03 11:35 AM Share Posted 21/08/03 11:35 AM >>SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.>>FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.>>ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.>>>>SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.>>FAULT: Improper bladder control.>>ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.>>>>SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.>>FAULT: Glass empty.>>ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.>>>>SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.>>FAULT: You have fallen over backwards.>>ACTION: Have yourself leashed to the bar.>>>>SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.>>FAULT: You have fallen backward.>>ACTION: See above.>>>>SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.>>FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.>>ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.>>>>SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.>>FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.>>ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.>>>>SYMPTOM: Floor moving.>>FAULT: You are being carried off.>>ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another beer.>>>>SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.>>FAULT: Bar has closed.>>ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.>>>>SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.>>FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.>>ACTION: Cover mouth.>>>>SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.>>FAULT: You are dancing on the table.>>ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.>>>>SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.>>FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.>>ACTION: Punch him.>>>>SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.>>FAULT: You have been in a fight.>>ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.>>>>SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.>>FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.>>ACTION: See if they have free beer.>>>>SYMPTOM: You're singing sounds distorted.>>FAULT: The beer is too weak.>>ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.>>>>SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.>>FAULT: Beer is just right.>>ACTION: Play air guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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