aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 1m 3d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 14/08/03 06:49 AM Share Posted 14/08/03 06:49 AM 810... bloody mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 9m 8d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 14/08/03 07:07 AM Author Share Posted 14/08/03 07:07 AM 570, I received two phone calls while playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 6m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 14/08/03 07:48 AM Share Posted 14/08/03 07:48 AM We should start a thread just for these Java games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 1m 3d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 14/08/03 12:16 PM Share Posted 14/08/03 12:16 PM (edited) On fire B) 2410 and Level 2molten lava now... 5220, level 4!! Edited 14/08/03 12:30 PM by aniken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 1m 3d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 14/08/03 12:37 PM Share Posted 14/08/03 12:37 PM 13 Labels Health Authorities are considering for liquor bottles13. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering. You're not.12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in vomiting in your car, on your sofa, and down the front of your best friend's dress.11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SLAP THE SH!T OUT OF YOU.10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-loversare dying to see you at 4 a.m.8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to wonder what the hell happened to your pants.7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher than a 250-pound boxer named Bubba.4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that the police can't catch you.3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby large gaps of time may seem to disappear.1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 1m 6d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 14/08/03 10:35 PM Share Posted 14/08/03 10:35 PM A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a bra.He entered a ladies shop rather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him."What color?" they asked. He settled for white."How much does it cost?" he asked."Twenty dollars." "Very good," he thought. All that remained was the size, but he hadn't the faintest idea."Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grape fruits? Oranges?""No," he said, "nothing like that.""Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's bustresembles."He thought long and hard and then looked up and said, "Have you ever seen a Spaniel's ears?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 2m 19d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 14/08/03 11:08 PM Share Posted 14/08/03 11:08 PM I still think my job is worse but anyway.......This may work for most of you.Enjoy...When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. (Be very sure you get this brand). When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so that you won't be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson". HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bat Guests Posted 14/08/03 11:40 PM Share Posted 14/08/03 11:40 PM Bruce and Tom were a couple of drinking buddies, who worked asaeroplane mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Bruce said,"Man I wish we had something to drink".Tom said, "Me too. You know I have heard you can drink jet fuel andget a buzz. You want to try it?"So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hoochand got completely smashed. The next morning Bruce wakes up and issurprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great. No hangovers! No bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...it's Tom.Tom says "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"Bruce says, "I feel great, how about you?"Tom says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hang over?" Bruce says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff-no hangovers-nothing.We ought to do this more often.""Yea, well there's just one thing......" "What's that?""Have you farted yet?""No.""Well don't, 'cos I'm in Adelaide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 8m 17d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 15/08/03 05:48 AM Share Posted 15/08/03 05:48 AM Hey bat,You're doin a lotta gear changin man.Far Nth Qld aye?Guess you must be going up and down the Gillies huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 1m 3d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 15/08/03 09:46 AM Share Posted 15/08/03 09:46 AM Might have done this one A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs. He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh". He's really embarrassed...The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my wife, `Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, `You fugging b**ch, you wrecked my life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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