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  • I Lead Not Follow...
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A man was carrying 4 babies in a train,

Cute babies you have got there, are these yours?"

No , I work in a condom factory,these are 'CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS'

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  • I Lead Not Follow...
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My wife said to me when I got home from work last night

"If you sell your car and buy a bike you could cycle to work, we will save money on rego and petrol"

I said

"if you took it up the arse and let me come on your face we will save money on having the

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  • I Lead Not Follow...
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We're missing the last half of the last one...

haha yeah I just noticed that...here it is agian

My wife said to me when I got home from work last night

"If you sell your car and buy a bike you could cycle to work, we will save money on rego and petrol"

I said

"if you took it up the arse and let me come on your face we will save money on having the maid"!!

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  • Member For: 15y 11m 1d
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  • Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA

*A married Indian guy went into the confessional & said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'*

*The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'*

*The Indian said, 'Well, we got undressed & rubbed together, but then I stopped.'*

*The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's & put $100 in the poor box.'*

*The Indian left the confessional, said his prayers, & then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment & then started to leave.*

*The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'*

*The Indian replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $100 on the box, & according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

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There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

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  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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I took the car to the town so I could go for a few drinks. I had a good few, causing me to be well over the drink drive limit, so I took an option that I would never do sober; I took the bus home! I arrived home safe and sound that night, which is a surprise, because I've never driven a bus in my life.

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  • 777
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I asked my kiwi mate how many sexual partners he's had.

He started counting and then fell asleep...

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A wife raced up to her husband and said

"Darling! There’s a problem.

I’ve just found a heap of hard-core bondage equipment under our son’s bed.

I’m not sure how to react!".

The husband replied

"well I’m not sure either but I wouldn’t bother spanking him!".

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