EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 12y 8m 13d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 23/04/12 03:02 PM Share Posted 23/04/12 03:02 PM A man was carrying 4 babies in a train,Cute babies you have got there, are these yours?"No , I work in a condom factory,these are 'CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 12y 8m 13d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 23/04/12 03:03 PM Share Posted 23/04/12 03:03 PM My wife said to me when I got home from work last night"If you sell your car and buy a bike you could cycle to work, we will save money on rego and petrol"I said"if you took it up the arse and let me come on your face we will save money on having the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PookeyMaster Donating Members 1,531 Member For: 14y 13d Gender: Male Location: Parramatta, NSW Posted 24/04/12 01:06 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 01:06 AM We're missing the last half of the last one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 12y 8m 13d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 24/04/12 03:03 AM Share Posted 24/04/12 03:03 AM We're missing the last half of the last one...haha yeah I just noticed that...here it is agianMy wife said to me when I got home from work last night"If you sell your car and buy a bike you could cycle to work, we will save money on rego and petrol"I said"if you took it up the arse and let me come on your face we will save money on having the maid"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 25/04/12 12:44 AM Share Posted 25/04/12 12:44 AM *A married Indian guy went into the confessional & said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'**The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'**The Indian said, 'Well, we got undressed & rubbed together, but then I stopped.'**The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's & put $100 in the poor box.'**The Indian left the confessional, said his prayers, & then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment & then started to leave.**The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'**The Indian replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $100 on the box, & according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Donating Members 8,610 Member For: 18y 3m 4d Gender: Male Posted 25/04/12 12:51 AM Share Posted 25/04/12 12:51 AM There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant."It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?"."Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 2m 7d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 26/04/12 09:15 PM Share Posted 26/04/12 09:15 PM I took the car to the town so I could go for a few drinks. I had a good few, causing me to be well over the drink drive limit, so I took an option that I would never do sober; I took the bus home! I arrived home safe and sound that night, which is a surprise, because I've never driven a bus in my life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 27/04/12 02:26 AM Share Posted 27/04/12 02:26 AM I asked my kiwi mate how many sexual partners he's had.He started counting and then fell asleep... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 30/04/12 01:09 AM Share Posted 30/04/12 01:09 AM A wife raced up to her husband and said"Darling! There’s a problem. I’ve just found a heap of hard-core bondage equipment under our son’s bed. I’m not sure how to react!".The husband replied"well I’m not sure either but I wouldn’t bother spanking him!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 4m 14d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 30/04/12 02:00 AM Share Posted 30/04/12 02:00 AM I asked my kiwi mate how many sexual partners he's had.He started counting and then fell a sheep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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