MurdoK Donating Members 719 Member For: 14y 6m 11d Gender: Male Location: Perth,WA Posted 12/04/12 08:19 AM Share Posted 12/04/12 08:19 AM Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr Dre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howsee Donating Members 785 Member For: 17y 2m 27d Gender: Male Location: Carindale, Brisbane Posted 12/04/12 10:26 AM Share Posted 12/04/12 10:26 AM Bahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 3m 9d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 12/04/12 11:22 AM Share Posted 12/04/12 11:22 AM .........................Your jokes aren't funny. They are juvenile and mildy offensive. Post any shit like that again and you'll get a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkooistra Member 88 Member For: 13y 1m 18d Gender: Male Posted 12/04/12 12:09 PM Share Posted 12/04/12 12:09 PM Hey Ralph, I don't understand. My first "juvenile & mildly offensive" joke about beastiality, you don't remove & just ask if I'm a Queenslander. But my second "juvenile & mildly offensive" joke about homosexuals prompted you to delete them both and tell me that they were juvenile and offensive...... Did I hit a nerve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 3m 9d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 12/04/12 12:12 PM Share Posted 12/04/12 12:12 PM I gave you the benefit of the doubt on the first one. Second one took it to far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbjet Skid Machine Donating Members 1,640 Member For: 13y 7m 9d Gender: Male Posted 12/04/12 11:33 PM Share Posted 12/04/12 11:33 PM I have so many offensive jokes I would love to post of in here but can't for the fear of getting banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 2m 7d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 12/04/12 11:45 PM Share Posted 12/04/12 11:45 PM RIP VOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAINLESS again plz You've changed man.... Donating Members 8,142 Member For: 14y 5d Gender: Male Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805 Posted 13/04/12 01:25 AM Share Posted 13/04/12 01:25 AM I like short jokes.Like I Like my pen*s's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 18/04/12 11:48 PM Share Posted 18/04/12 11:48 PM Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,watching the front door of the brothel over the road.The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside."Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman."Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,knocks, and goes inside."Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door."Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman."One of the girls must have died.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 18/04/12 11:51 PM Share Posted 18/04/12 11:51 PM The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise foranswered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said,"I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreckand his scr*tum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctorsdidn't know if they could help him."You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imaginethe pain that poor Tom must have experienced."Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move causedhim terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and itturned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scr*tum,and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as theyimagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom."Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of thehospital and the doctors say that with time, his scr*tum should recover completely."All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked ifanyone else had something to say.A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath."I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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