Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 7m 21d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 04/09/06 12:08 PM Share Posted 04/09/06 12:08 PM Photobucket it Aniken...Us poor Mozilla users (still) can't see attachments!Lumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newl Guests Posted 04/09/06 12:14 PM Share Posted 04/09/06 12:14 PM Grab the I.E. Tab extension, that way you can right click, Open Link in IE Tab until they fix the silly thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 3m 19d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 04/09/06 12:15 PM Share Posted 04/09/06 12:15 PM Three ladies sitting in a resturant sipping on a Chardoney.One of them rubs the silver wine bucket and out pops a genie, as usual the genie grants each of the ladies a wishThe first lady- I want to be ten times smarter Poof it was doneSecond Lady- I want to be twenty times smarter Poof it was doneThe last lady I want to be one hundred times smater Poof the genie turned her into a man.Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 7m 16d Posted 04/09/06 12:17 PM Share Posted 04/09/06 12:17 PM that's just sexist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 10m 17d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 04/09/06 12:18 PM Share Posted 04/09/06 12:18 PM Photobucket it Aniken...Us poor Mozilla users (still) can't see attachments!Lumpy ←Lazy dole bludger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 3m 19d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 04/09/06 12:19 PM Share Posted 04/09/06 12:19 PM that's just sexist←Did I mention one of them was Shazz.Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 7m 21d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 04/09/06 12:26 PM Share Posted 04/09/06 12:26 PM Grab the I.E. Tab extension, that way you can right click, Open Link in IE Tab until they fix the silly thing. ←Awesome Man!Lumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 10m 17d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 08/09/06 10:46 AM Share Posted 08/09/06 10:46 AM A woman barged into Kmart with her two kids.Shoving her way past several customers waiting to get to the trolleys, she demanded of the Kmart Greeter, "Go through those trolleys and find me one that doesn't need oiling for Once!""Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He chose a trolley for her. "Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay.""If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!" snapped the woman."Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter said, standing aside. "You and the twins have a nice day." The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike."The greeter agreed. "No they don't, Ma'am. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 10m 17d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 11/09/06 10:12 AM Share Posted 11/09/06 10:12 AM Great moments in literature:- She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature prime English beef.- She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.- Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.- He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.- The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.- McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.- From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Sex in the City" comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. - Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.- The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot oil.- John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.- Even in his last years, Grandad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.- The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.- The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.- He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.- The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.- He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.- She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.- She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.- It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 10m 17d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 12/09/06 11:40 AM Share Posted 12/09/06 11:40 AM A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"Customer says, "Female"Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"Customer says, "White"Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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