cvanxr Member 502 Member For: 22y 3m 15d Location: Country NSW Posted 09/06/04 04:55 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 04:55 AM that's gonna hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvanxr Member 502 Member For: 22y 3m 15d Location: Country NSW Posted 09/06/04 04:55 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 04:55 AM that's gonna hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvanxr Member 502 Member For: 22y 3m 15d Location: Country NSW Posted 09/06/04 04:57 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 04:57 AM Last one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 11m 18d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 09/06/04 06:36 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 06:36 AM You sure got the pulling down the dacks part right Kenty vik :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 11m 18d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 09/06/04 06:51 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 06:51 AM SkydivingA man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotom Team Bute Donating Members 1,550 Member For: 21y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 09/06/04 07:13 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 07:13 AM Hey BlownBA, I haven't had enough bourbon to appreciate that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 11m 18d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 09/06/04 08:28 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 08:28 AM Hey BlownBA, I haven't had enough bourbon to appreciate that one Then try tequila :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 09/06/04 11:36 AM Share Posted 09/06/04 11:36 AM Hey BlownBA, I haven't had enough bourbon to appreciate that oneThen try tequila :lol: Got to be a plumber,then you bloody will.About 35 years ago in tasie a boiler blew up under a girls collage and they are still looking for some of them vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phils XM Member 45 Member For: 21y 4m 29d Location: Moruya, NSW south coast Posted 09/06/04 12:25 PM Share Posted 09/06/04 12:25 PM I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self-esteem, and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I read on the wayhome. I finished the book by the time I reached my house. I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face, andsaid, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house,and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so Ican relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The f***ing funeral director," she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 09/06/04 12:51 PM Share Posted 09/06/04 12:51 PM :lol: Good one Phil,Iwas expecting the one where hubby finisnes his rave then turns around to see the inlaws from overseas sitting in the loung room.vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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