KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 11m 14d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 26/06/03 03:28 PM Share Posted 26/06/03 03:28 PM Show us your hands, Cro :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-31906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro Flower Power Lifetime Members 6,114 Member For: 22y 8m 3d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 26/06/03 11:40 PM Share Posted 26/06/03 11:40 PM You wouldn't want to see them...Calloused, blistered, but not orange...I don't eat twisties :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-31935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 7m 9d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 27/06/03 01:28 AM Share Posted 27/06/03 01:28 AM Silverhawk said: Apparently there is a 'chip mod' you can get (also makes them perform better, I've heard) :D :D Yeah, all it costs is half of what you own....lol. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-31969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 5m 27d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 27/06/03 03:31 AM Share Posted 27/06/03 03:31 AM The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.The top ten:10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.8. Viagra, Like a rock!7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!And the unanimous number one slogan:1. This is your pen*s... This is your pen*s on drugs. Any questions? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-32003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 5m 27d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 27/06/03 03:38 AM Share Posted 27/06/03 03:38 AM PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?The Titanic Video or The Clinton VideoTITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on InternetCLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on InternetTITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours longCLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours longTITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbiddenlove, and subsequent catastrophe.CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbiddenlove, and subsequent catastrophe.TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artistCLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullsh*t artistTITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigarCLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for BillTITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruinedCLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for MonicaTITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spitCLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go thereTITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamenCLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mindTITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy deathCLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the samething. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-32010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 11m 14d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 27/06/03 04:10 AM Share Posted 27/06/03 04:10 AM Very funny, Falchoon Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-32027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 22y 1m 29d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 27/06/03 05:16 AM Author Share Posted 27/06/03 05:16 AM Falchoon said: PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? Don't know about the rest of you but I think I'd go for the Titanic video, Rose is better looking :D Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-32049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhawk ....Time to lay this fairytale aside...... Donating Members 2,657 Member For: 22y 3m 3d Gender: Male Location: In the Ferry on the River Styx, not getting out just yet! Posted 27/06/03 10:52 AM Share Posted 27/06/03 10:52 AM yesss dear........... Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-32117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 5m 24d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 28/06/03 09:30 AM Share Posted 28/06/03 09:30 AM Name change Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-32281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 5m 24d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 28/06/03 09:31 AM Share Posted 28/06/03 09:31 AM Which way ... Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/17/#findComment-32282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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