Trumpy What's happening? Lifetime Members 1,605 Member For: 22y 2m 22d Gender: Male Location: Steel City, NSW Posted 14/05/04 01:10 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 01:10 AM Havent seen a Macka joke in a while, so thought I'd add a variationA dyslexic horse walks into a bra.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 10m 1d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 14/05/04 01:29 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 01:29 AM A horse walks into a barThe barman says, "Hey, why the long face?"Trent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHIPS Great rack Donating Members 1,351 Member For: 21y 11m Gender: Male Location: Geelong Vic. Posted 14/05/04 04:48 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 04:48 AM Boss: Please print a hardcopy of the latestest budgetSecretry: Not a problem LOL............ :laughter: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 26d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 14/05/04 05:38 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 05:38 AM A horse walks into a barThe barman says, "Hey, why the long face?"Trent. Two blondes walk into a bar ....... you would think that one of them would have seen it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRENCH Member 11 Member For: 20y 9m 16d Posted 14/05/04 05:56 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 05:56 AM Funny Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkey Member 337 Member For: 21y 1m 19d Posted 14/05/04 06:02 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 06:02 AM Havent seen a Macka joke in a while, so thought I'd add a variationA dyslexic horse walks into a bra.......... What's DNA stand for?......National Dyslexics Association Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 14/05/04 06:19 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 06:19 AM Chunks is my dog A guy goes into work hung over as hell. his buddy looks at him and says "You look like crap. Rough night, eh?"He says back "I'm so ashamed. I got home from the bar last night and blew chunks!"His buddy says "That's not so bad, I've done that plenty of times."But you don't understand... Chunks is my dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 14/05/04 06:21 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 06:21 AM Stinky Confessions A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?" Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?" The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make." And she says, "So have I, love." To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phantom t Guests Posted 14/05/04 08:57 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 08:57 AM Why are wedding dresses white Because all good kitchen appliances are whiteAndrew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 14/05/04 10:02 AM Share Posted 14/05/04 10:02 AM These three blokes are bragging to each other how well they can turn on their wifesThe pommy says if I bring in a bowl of chicken broth,put it next to the bed then gently rubb her breas*s,she gets all excited,her back starts to arch 6" high off the bed.The I tie says " oh wella whena I geta maria ina de cota, and rubba hera legs wita olive oil, her assa lift ona foot in the aira.The ozzie pipes up and says " ah that's nothing,when Im finished f#cking the missus and I whipe my cock in the curtains, she hits the flaming roof"vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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