ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 8m 22d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 04/05/04 05:45 AM Share Posted 04/05/04 05:45 AM In his cardigan, greyAt the end of the dayOn lamingtons, all his earnings he spent O'h, you'll get on sharkey. Ya big suck, Hi Boyley Scotty CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 9d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 04/05/04 06:17 AM Share Posted 04/05/04 06:17 AM O'h, you'll get on sharkey. Ya big suck, Hi Boyley Scotty CCC Don't you Hi Boyely me, you post w h o r e! Stop hijacking the "jokes" thread ... hang on, come to think of it, that's probably a really appropriate place for you Sally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 8m 22d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 05/05/04 02:58 AM Share Posted 05/05/04 02:58 AM O'h, you'll get on sharkey. Ya big suck, Hi Boyley Scotty CCCDon't you Hi Boyely me, you post w h o r e! Stop hijacking the "jokes" thread ... hang on, come to think of it, that's probably a really appropriate place for you Sally. Hey Boyley,I was going to say that you're wise beyond your years, but you are a prehistoric old coot & nobodys that wise.Scotty CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 11m 20d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 05/05/04 12:35 PM Share Posted 05/05/04 12:35 PM Mmm, beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 11m 20d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 05/05/04 12:36 PM Share Posted 05/05/04 12:36 PM Complete this phrase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 21y 11m 23d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 06/05/04 04:38 AM Share Posted 06/05/04 04:38 AM Bravery True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 8m 22d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 06/05/04 06:15 AM Share Posted 06/05/04 06:15 AM Bravery True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? I've got one of those bravery ones but it's not as clean as yours hoon Scotty CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAP No boost, no bottle, just my foot on the throttle! Lifetime Members 7,935 Member For: 20y 9m 26d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 07/05/04 06:17 AM Share Posted 07/05/04 06:17 AM There are rumours that Anthony Mundine's performance at his recent WorldTitle fight was drug assisted Apparently "The Man" did not provide a urinesample after the fight.It has also been revealed that he has in fact never provided a urine sampleduring his entire sporting career (NRL or Boxing).A spokesman for Mundine has stated that the boxer is protected byCommonwealth and International Law ... which makes it illegal to take thepiss out of Aborigines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffnstuff Member 287 Member For: 22y 1m 9d Posted 07/05/04 07:18 AM Share Posted 07/05/04 07:18 AM Puff is NOT going anywhere near that one .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 21y 11m 23d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 07/05/04 10:16 PM Share Posted 07/05/04 10:16 PM Two old men (one is called Ken...) were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other and said, "Crimony sakes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the darned flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars. As fast as he could, Ken fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall. His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager buddy. "Wow, what happened?" asked his friend. "It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for best dried arrangement!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now