BADGERSXR6TUTE Member 209 Member For: 20y 8m 22d Location: llandaff, tasmania Posted 03/05/04 03:46 AM Share Posted 03/05/04 03:46 AM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rentvikVik couldn't afford it,But he had to applaud itNow his dick could hold up a tent. best laugh I've had today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 8m 18d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 03/05/04 07:29 AM Share Posted 03/05/04 07:29 AM Five blokes in a row boat. They have six cigarettes and no lighter. How did they light the cigarettes?They threw a cigarette overboard which made the row boat a cigarette lighter! StrewthScotty CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 8m 18d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 03/05/04 07:36 AM Share Posted 03/05/04 07:36 AM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rentvik Many had thoughtH'm glad we'd boughtSo in order to get it lenthis tool he'd have to have bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 03/05/04 12:06 PM Share Posted 03/05/04 12:06 PM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rentvikMany had thoughtH'm glad we'd boughtSo in order to get it lenthis tool he'd have to have bent Keep your day job Cletus,I think the extra line threw you out,all you land agents can think of is letting or selling something;But its interesting the responce you get from who does what,like Kent..well say no more.ktford,just gimme a sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 8m 18d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 03/05/04 05:32 PM Share Posted 03/05/04 05:32 PM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rentvikMany had thoughtH'm glad we'd boughtSo in order to get it lenthis tool he'd have to have bent Keep your day job Cletus,I think the extra line threw you out,all you land agents can think of is letting or selling something;But its interesting the responce you get from who does what,like Kent..well say no more.ktford,just gimme a sale You proposed the tennancy agreement, I just put in place the proceedure & advertised (unsucesfully) for said tennant. The market declared that the rent was to high for the condition of the residenceScotty CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geea Site protagonist Lifetime Members 4,320 Member For: 21y 6m 23d Gender: Male Location: At the lights, waiting for you. Posted 03/05/04 05:38 PM Share Posted 03/05/04 05:38 PM You proposed the tennancy agreement, I just put in place the proceedure & advertised (unsucesfully) for said tennant. The market declared that the rent was to high for the condition of the residenceScotty CCC Scotty, is it possible that the resedence was soiled? This being the case if you were to get it a quick clean with a high powered hose would it be more letable? :lol: Geea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 8m 18d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 03/05/04 07:58 PM Share Posted 03/05/04 07:58 PM You proposed the tennancy agreement, I just put in place the proceedure & advertised (unsucesfully) for said tennant. The market declared that the rent was to high for the condition of the residenceScotty CCCScotty, is it possible that the resedence was soiled? This being the case if you were to get it a quick clean with a high powered hose would it be more letable? :lol: Geea. better than a fair chance, it'd be a shoe in (probably fit a size "hey voy what size boot you take" 8.5) would require suction to get rid of the mess/wasteMore lettable if it could be relocated to a more deserving post code Scotty CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkey Member 337 Member For: 20y 10m 28d Posted 03/05/04 11:02 PM Share Posted 03/05/04 11:02 PM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rent In his cardigan, greyAt the end of the dayOn lamingtons, all his earnings he spent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 5d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 04/05/04 01:48 AM Share Posted 04/05/04 01:48 AM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rentIn his cardigan, greyAt the end of the dayOn lamingtons, all his earnings he spent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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