pym Member 332 Member For: 21y 5m 11d Location: Sydney, Australia Posted 22/03/04 02:15 AM Share Posted 22/03/04 02:15 AM ??? McLogic gone wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pym Member 332 Member For: 21y 5m 11d Location: Sydney, Australia Posted 22/03/04 02:16 AM Share Posted 22/03/04 02:16 AM We is educated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 7m 6d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 22/03/04 02:30 AM Share Posted 22/03/04 02:30 AM It's been a long time. Last Sunday around noon,A striking Palamino Stallion trotted in to the bar at the Horse and Jockey at Rosehill.The barmaid looked up in startled amazement."Hey darlin" she said, "why such a long face?" :o Six ta go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 11m 22d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 22/03/04 08:27 AM Share Posted 22/03/04 08:27 AM (edited) The Sofa King!Edit: Sorry. Probably be funnier with the attachment right? Edited 22/03/04 09:15 AM by aniken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Goyta Guests Posted 23/03/04 01:05 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 01:05 AM In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending as if he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now....I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?" To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 23/03/04 04:30 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 04:30 AM So f#cking low :banghead: vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 1m 8d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 23/03/04 06:07 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 06:07 AM In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending as if he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now....I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?" To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago!" I hope you're not referring to me damnitt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 23/03/04 06:23 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 06:23 AM The Sofa King!Edit: Sorry. Probably be funnier with the attachment right? So na thunda didnt get it ! vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 1m 8d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 23/03/04 06:29 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 06:29 AM Umm, Vik? Hello? :oooh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 23/03/04 07:09 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 07:09 AM I knew Phantom bruddas are to cluey for that one.vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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