Joke Of The Day

[Falchoon]

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was

very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started

working there.

Her name was Claire Lee and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He became quite besotted with Claire Lee and after a while it

became obvious that she was interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with

Claire Lee while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided

that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and.

get it on with Claire Lee.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring

himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank.

Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river.

The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off

smiling and singing..........

Get ready, it's good...

Here it comes... .

"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone

[Dagabond]

Here it comes... .

2 month's suspension and moderator preview for the next 6 month's is that enough guy's or does he deserve more??

[Falchoon]

:o no SOH some people

[GlennAUII]

I dunno what is funnier, the joke, or how lame it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

(theres one for you ross,I can just see you laughing at it too :lol: )

[HellionXR6T]

1 month suspension, the 2nd month under the close, watchful eye of KEN 24T...That should do it. :lol:

J/k `Hoon

[Guest]

Na ,make him go for a drive with voy for a week!

vik

[Falchoon]

1 month suspension, the 2nd month under the close, watchful eye of KEN 24T...That should do it. :lol:

J/k `Hoon

Anything but that...please.

[KEN 24T]

1 month suspension, the 2nd month under the close, watchful eye of KEN 24T...That should do it. :lol:

J/k `Hoon 

Anything but that...please.

[Buf-Phoon]

Hoon

You is gaaaaawwnnn , corny beyond belief , was almost hysterical it was so bad. Reminds me of another " it's a long way to tippa..........."

For those who remember

[HellionXR6T]

THE "F" WORD: When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has

been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my a$$!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............! ..

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003