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Can you explain q 9 to me? I dont understand how 10 came about. :innocent:

:innocent: Trumpy , I'm with U , I couldnt sort that one either.

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Can you explain q 9 to me? I dont understand how 10 came about. 

Typo there. The answer to 9 is 9... Whoops :huh:

I guess you all get an extra point, or for those "special" people, you take one off :lol:

In that case I get 10 . :sick:

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Schwartzenegger has a big one

Michael J. Fox has a small one

Madonna doesn't have one

The Pope has one but doesn't use his

Clinton uses his all the time

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one

George Burns's was hot

Liberace never used his on women

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his

We never saw Lucy use Desi's

What is it?

Answer below!

The answer is: "A Last Name."

You didn't think I'd send in a dirty joke, now did you?

Keep on smiling!!!!

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Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know

where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch

when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire

room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change

the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".

F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it

is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people

do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No

tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking

floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a

choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,

then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,

then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest

damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come

yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So

what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No

it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an

image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't

insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a

McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have

a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McToss.er.

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What do you can a New Zealander with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

A. A bi-sexual.

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