Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 6m 5d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 04/12/03 01:51 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 01:51 AM 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 04/12/03 02:04 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:04 AM 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpy What's happening? Lifetime Members 1,605 Member For: 22y 2m 20d Gender: Male Location: Steel City, NSW Posted 04/12/03 02:31 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:31 AM 8.Can you explain q 9 to me? I dont understand how 10 came about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 6m 5d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 04/12/03 02:36 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:36 AM 8.Can you explain q 9 to me? I dont understand how 10 came about. Trumpy , I'm with U , I couldnt sort that one either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambo_12 Member 317 Member For: 21y 4m 9d Posted 04/12/03 02:36 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:36 AM 4. Can you explain q 9 to me? I dont understand how 10 came about. Typo there. The answer to 9 is 9... Whoops I guess you all get an extra point, or for those "special" people, you take one off :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geea Site protagonist Lifetime Members 4,320 Member For: 21y 9m 12d Gender: Male Location: At the lights, waiting for you. Posted 04/12/03 02:57 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:57 AM 4. Can you explain q 9 to me? I dont understand how 10 came about. Typo there. The answer to 9 is 9... Whoops I guess you all get an extra point, or for those "special" people, you take one off :lol: In that case I get 10 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducatijb Lifetime Members 3,448 Member For: 21y 10m 21d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 04/12/03 02:58 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:58 AM Schwartzenegger has a big oneMichael J. Fox has a small oneMadonna doesn't have oneThe Pope has one but doesn't use hisClinton uses his all the timeMickey Mouse has an unusual oneGeorge Burns's was hotLiberace never used his on womenJerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of hisWe never saw Lucy use Desi'sWhat is it?Answer below! The answer is: "A Last Name."You didn't think I'd send in a dirty joke, now did you? Keep on smiling!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 2m 7d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 04/12/03 03:08 AM Share Posted 04/12/03 03:08 AM Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I knowwhere my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotchwhen I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entireroom for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and changethe channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course itis. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do peopledo this? Who and where are they?5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". Notosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*ckingfloor.6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me achoice there, did you sunshine?7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it.8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longestdamn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus comeyet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. Sowhat did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' Noit's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's animage I really didn't need.13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don'tinsert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll havea McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McToss.er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XR64T Are we there yet? Donating Members 703 Member For: 21y 4m 25d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, NSW Posted 04/12/03 02:25 PM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:25 PM What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?A. A Pimp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XR64T Are we there yet? Donating Members 703 Member For: 21y 4m 25d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, NSW Posted 04/12/03 02:26 PM Share Posted 04/12/03 02:26 PM What do you can a New Zealander with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?A. A bi-sexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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