Chich Damn You's A Sexy Chich Member 3,843 Member For: 16y 8m 30d Gender: Male Location: Your House Posted 01/05/09 06:23 AM Share Posted 01/05/09 06:23 AM haha, got that one as an email a while ago, pure gold.... still makes me laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 2m 26d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 12/05/09 02:08 PM Share Posted 12/05/09 02:08 PM tab... HAH!! get it!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 6m 21d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 13/05/09 12:32 AM Share Posted 13/05/09 12:32 AM lol...how are those ford performace radials going Dan? And you think I'm a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosti NOT THERE!... THERE! Member 852 Member For: 16y 6m 23d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 13/05/09 01:16 AM Share Posted 13/05/09 01:16 AM ^ ouch, lol >.<When Chuck Norris does push ups, he's not pushing himself up... he's pushing the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turboboy Donating Members 284 Member For: 16y 9m 23d Gender: Male Location: Sydney 's Northern Beaches Posted 16/05/09 10:08 AM Share Posted 16/05/09 10:08 AM The NRL have cleared Matthew Johns of any misconduct as the kiwi girl at the centre of the sex scandle admitted she wasn't aware of the interchange rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 6m 21d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 17/05/09 03:39 AM Share Posted 17/05/09 03:39 AM Probably a .....NINE WORDS WOMEN USE(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rootster Just a large member member Silver Donating Members 3,125 Member For: 16y 30d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 17/05/09 03:56 AM Share Posted 17/05/09 03:56 AM whatever tab... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 6m 21d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 17/05/09 03:58 AM Share Posted 17/05/09 03:58 AM Are you woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 16y 5m 23d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 17/05/09 04:01 AM Share Posted 17/05/09 04:01 AM whatever tab... good call.... sorry tab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rootster Just a large member member Silver Donating Members 3,125 Member For: 16y 30d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 17/05/09 04:06 AM Share Posted 17/05/09 04:06 AM And todays joke of the day.......wait ......wait ...its coming JAMIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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