Joke Of The Day

[Falchoon]

INTERNATIONAL DAY OF THE VGLBVAP

Today is the International Day of The Very Good Looking, Beautiful and Very

Attractive People, so send this message to someone you think fits this

description.

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received over a thousand

messages and my inbox is jammed full.

Thanks, anyway.

[dankman]

Would you like some soy sauce with your truck sir?

http://homepage2.nifty.com/ztath/starthp/s.../subpage11.html

I showed this to some of he guys at work (Hartwigs Trucks) and they near died of laughter then the (new) UD and Hino sales man asked, how the f**k am I going to sell those things?

[Guest wrxboy]

Important Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that: "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

[Guest wrxboy]

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the f**king wall!""

[Falchoon]

Crikey!

[ducatijb]

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects

the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is

responsible for giving people a sh*tty outlook on life. If you don't

believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a

tear to your eye

[GlennAUII]

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure.

She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.

He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"

The frog says "no" And his *beep* shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"

Frog: "No, I won't marry you."

The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"

Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!

:lol:

[BlueXR6Turbo]

Well, I've got a selection of Steve Irwin photos for you...

[BlueXR6Turbo]

"Crikey, wrong one!"

[Guest ratboy_ledg]

I agree I am sick and I think my vision is distorted now, im gonna sue......