ms700 Moderating Team 10,170 Member For: 21y 10m 24d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 11/12/08 10:46 AM Share Posted 11/12/08 10:46 AM 2 women were sitting, quietly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Donating Members 8,610 Member For: 18y 2m 27d Gender: Male Posted 11/12/08 10:52 AM Share Posted 11/12/08 10:52 AM ^^ best joke by far lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/12/08 11:27 AM Share Posted 11/12/08 11:27 AM What is Jade's email address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 16y 7m 2d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 11/12/08 11:38 AM Share Posted 11/12/08 11:38 AM EVER WONDER Why??Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?Why doctors call what they do "practice"?Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 16y 7m 2d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 11/12/08 11:40 AM Share Posted 11/12/08 11:40 AM The fight we had last night was my fault,my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucka Member 375 Member For: 16y 3m 1d Gender: Male Location: Maroochydore Posted 11/12/08 11:50 AM Share Posted 11/12/08 11:50 AM why did the woman cross the road?That's not the point what was she doin outta the kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 16y 7m 2d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 11/12/08 11:53 AM Share Posted 11/12/08 11:53 AM hahah yeah who loosened the chain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/12/08 12:20 PM Share Posted 11/12/08 12:20 PM Look at what your kids are up to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 3m 13d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 11/12/08 12:21 PM Share Posted 11/12/08 12:21 PM that's 2 more on "the list" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 12d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 13/12/08 06:27 AM Share Posted 13/12/08 06:27 AM My wife , being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king red mark on her forehead.Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'.The reply from his friend...... 'You're so fu*king lucky... mine's still alive...'I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance.So I pushed her over.Zebo, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and nobrakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fu*king hilarious....A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.'Why are women like clouds? eventually they fu*k off and it's a really nice dayA suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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