Cro Flower Power Lifetime Members 6,114 Member For: 22y 4m 14d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 25/11/03 04:57 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 04:57 AM If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :DYou make my head hurt sometimes Cro ... really you do ... I just can't follow the logic in your statement ... I know you're trying to take the piss, but it just doesn't make sense? hmmm......Let me put it this way.. Your wife wears the pants, you wear the skirt, you are not a man, you are a disgrace...Blunt, but it had to be spelt out :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 25/11/03 05:01 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 05:01 AM hmmm......Let me put it this way.. Your wife wears the pants, you wear the skirt, you are not a man, you are a disgrace...Blunt, but it had to be spelt out :D OK, time to walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 9m 18d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 25/11/03 05:09 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 05:09 AM Walk away?I'd run very fast Ken my man. Some things are contagious................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 2m 7d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 25/11/03 05:30 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 05:30 AM You make my head hurt sometimes ... Is your bowling hat on a little too tight there Ken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6man Lifetime Members 4,084 Member For: 22y 4m 14d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 25/11/03 07:27 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 07:27 AM Are you gonna just sit there and take that sh!t from them Ken - why don't you get up and face them like a ma ... oops, sorry.OK then, why don't you send the handbrake over to deal with them?:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest physio Guests Posted 25/11/03 09:29 PM Share Posted 25/11/03 09:29 PM What's the difference between a copper with a radar and going down on a woman?When you go down on a woman, you can see the c t behind the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 25/11/03 09:32 PM Share Posted 25/11/03 09:32 PM ... why don't you send the handbrake over to deal with them? :o That would be "cruel and unusual punishment" ... I wouldn't even wish that on BLUEPUKE owners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 2m 7d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 26/11/03 12:09 AM Share Posted 26/11/03 12:09 AM Why Men are Happy people.Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another service station because this one's just too icky.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-$5000;tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One mood, ALL the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.You almost never have strap problems in public.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life.Your belly usually hides your big hips.One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.You can do your nails with a pocketknife.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.AND you can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.No wonder men are happier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 9m 18d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 26/11/03 01:02 AM Share Posted 26/11/03 01:02 AM There were two deaf mates talking.Bert says. "Hey Fred, when are we going fishing?"Fred replies. No mate, I'm going fishing.Bert says. "Oh, I thought we were going to go fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambo_12 Member 317 Member For: 21y 4m 9d Posted 26/11/03 01:18 AM Share Posted 26/11/03 01:18 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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