KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 24/11/03 09:38 PM Share Posted 24/11/03 09:38 PM Hey Kenny, You didn't stop off in Manilla again, did you! ... maaaaybeee ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducatijb Lifetime Members 3,448 Member For: 21y 10m 21d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 24/11/03 09:40 PM Share Posted 24/11/03 09:40 PM One for Ken A policeman pulls over a driver who has a VB label stuck to his forehead. The policeman says "Have you been drinking?" The driver replies "No, I've given up. I'm on the patches now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 2m 7d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 25/11/03 01:35 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 01:35 AM Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years!", he said, cheerfully. "That's great, son. Keep up the good work! Before you know it, they'll give you a speaking part!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 2m 7d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 25/11/03 01:37 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 01:37 AM Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's light brown and found in a child's diaper?A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 2m 7d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 25/11/03 01:50 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 01:50 AM What did Michael Jackson say to OJ Simpson?You look after the wife, I'll take care of the kids.What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?Can you give me two fives for a ten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 3m 10d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 25/11/03 02:07 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 02:07 AM How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?When the big hand touches the little hand.Michael Jackson's home has been raided by the police this morning.They found Class A drugs in the lounge, Class B drugs in the kitchen and Class 2C in the bedroomWhat did the woman on the beach say to Michael? "Excuse me, but you're in my son"Where's Michael going on holiday? He's off to Tampa with the kids.What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?They're both old meat between young bunsWhat does Michael hand round after dinner?The under-eightsWhat does Jackson have in common with whisky? They both come in small totsGood to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony. Usually he just tosses them off.Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy."How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 25/11/03 04:41 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 04:41 AM Just luv the Jacko ones .... ... mind you, he could be innocent? ...... nah, doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro Flower Power Lifetime Members 6,114 Member For: 22y 4m 14d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 25/11/03 04:50 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 04:50 AM If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducatijb Lifetime Members 3,448 Member For: 21y 10m 21d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 25/11/03 04:53 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 04:53 AM If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :D If jacko's guilty the electric chair will be too good for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 25/11/03 04:55 AM Share Posted 25/11/03 04:55 AM If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :D You make my head hurt sometimes Cro ... really you do ... I just can't follow the logic in your statement ... I know you're trying to take the piss, but it just doesn't make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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