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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Hey Kenny, You didn't stop off in Manilla again, did you! :kissmy:

... maaaaybeee ... :funnydance:

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One for Ken ;)

A policeman pulls over a driver who has a VB label stuck to his

forehead.

The policeman says "Have you been drinking?"

The driver replies "No, I've given up. I'm on the patches now."

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Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment.

Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years!", he said, cheerfully.

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work! Before you know it, they'll give you a speaking part!"

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?

A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

Q. What's light brown and found in a child's diaper?

A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did Michael Jackson say to OJ Simpson?

You look after the wife, I'll take care of the kids.

What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Can you give me two fives for a ten?

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How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Michael Jackson's home has been raided by the police this morning.

They found Class A drugs in the lounge, Class B drugs in the kitchen and Class 2C in the bedroom

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?

"Excuse me, but you're in my son"

Where's Michael going on holiday?

He's off to Tampa with the kids.

What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?

They're both old meat between young buns

What does Michael hand round after dinner?

The under-eights

What does Jackson have in common with whisky?

They both come in small tots

Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony. Usually he just tosses them off.

Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.

"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.

Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

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Just luv the Jacko ones .... :whistle:

... mind you, he could be innocent? :huh:

...

... nah, doubt it. ;)

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If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...

I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :D

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If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...

I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :D

If jacko's guilty the electric chair will be too good for him :whistle::angry:

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If Jacko is innocent, Ken must be a man...

I think Jacko will get the electric chair...because there is no way Ken is a man... :D

You make my head hurt sometimes Cro ... really you do ... I just can't follow the logic in your statement ... I know you're trying to take the piss, but it just doesn't make sense? :whistle:

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