Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 11m 19d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 28/10/03 03:43 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 03:43 AM I was in the Bar (A lot) at the ANA Hotel during INDY.Anway, sometime in the early hours of Saturday morning, This Bay mare walks in and fronts up to the bar.Now, stop me if you've heard it.......The barman says "G'day young filly, why such a long face"? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest petrol_dan Guests Posted 28/10/03 03:45 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 03:45 AM The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HocuSChrisT Guests Posted 28/10/03 05:49 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 05:49 AM ... Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HocuSChrisT Guests Posted 28/10/03 05:51 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 05:51 AM :nod:Team HgAg.... Join us or die! Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HocuSChrisT Guests Posted 28/10/03 05:56 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 05:56 AM not for the sensitive! :banghead: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HocuSChrisT Guests Posted 28/10/03 05:59 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 05:59 AM Another Team HgAg meeting Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 9m 26d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 28/10/03 06:00 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 06:00 AM HocuSChrisT said: Another Team HgAg meeting Bloody Vader ate all the lamintons again! Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YTRY4 Member 38 Member For: 22y 5m 15d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 28/10/03 07:16 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 07:16 AM A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!" The man explains, "damn thing must be an hour fast." Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YTRY4 Member 38 Member For: 22y 5m 15d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 28/10/03 07:17 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 07:17 AM WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "s**t." Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 5m 21d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 28/10/03 10:51 AM Share Posted 28/10/03 10:51 AM KEN 24T said: HocuSChrisT said: Another Team HgAg meetingBloody Vader ate all the lamintons again! Aniken! You haven't deserted Team Blueprint? Ken those lamingtons must be good. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/89/#findComment-60851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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