Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 8m 19d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 12/10/03 12:57 PM Share Posted 12/10/03 12:57 PM Why did the Lebbo die?Cos he was Fully Sik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 21y 11m 17d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 12/10/03 09:32 PM Share Posted 12/10/03 09:32 PM Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise...BUMP...BUMP...Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.BUMP........BUMP........BUMP.......He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.BUMP........BUMP.......BUMP........He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walkingfaster....BUMP........BUMP.......BUMP........BUMP.......BUMP.......BUMP........The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad.BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.......still it came ........BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it........still it came......BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH..He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it .....still it came......BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...He grabbed some Vick's cough mixture and threw it........The coffin stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YTRY4 Member 38 Member For: 22y 24d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 13/10/03 03:49 AM Share Posted 13/10/03 03:49 AM http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/If some one could explain this to me please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 13/10/03 05:47 AM Share Posted 13/10/03 05:47 AM http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/If some one could explain this to me please It makes perfect sense to me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavoWA Proud Team Blueprint member Member 286 Member For: 21y 7m 20d Location: Perth Posted 13/10/03 06:06 AM Share Posted 13/10/03 06:06 AM QUOTE (YTRY4 @ Oct 13 2003, 01:49 PM) http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/If some one could explain this to me please It makes perfect sense to me ... Somehow I'm not surprised at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 21y 11m 17d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 13/10/03 06:38 AM Share Posted 13/10/03 06:38 AM Batman & Batgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 7m 19d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 13/10/03 09:05 AM Author Share Posted 13/10/03 09:05 AM http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/If some one could explain this to me please That is some scary disturbed sh*t Ya have any more?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YTRY4 Member 38 Member For: 22y 24d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 13/10/03 02:30 PM Share Posted 13/10/03 02:30 PM Um could give this a try, mite be a repost though= Click Here = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 21y 11m 17d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 14/10/03 12:15 AM Share Posted 14/10/03 12:15 AM HgAg Club meeting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 14/10/03 04:33 AM Share Posted 14/10/03 04:33 AM HgAg Club meeting... You could of a least had the common decency to cover Trumpy's face. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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