tongueboy Member 457 Member For: 21y 8m 11d Gender: Male Location: Tamworth, Armidale NSW Posted 07/10/03 09:26 PM Share Posted 07/10/03 09:26 PM Here about the mushroom who was smiling all the timeIt was because he was such a fungi!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 7m 6d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 07/10/03 09:54 PM Share Posted 07/10/03 09:54 PM Oh yeah.I lauhed till I stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 7m 6d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 07/10/03 09:56 PM Share Posted 07/10/03 09:56 PM Sorry. Here is the missing g.Just slot it in between the ewe and the haith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 07/10/03 10:25 PM Share Posted 07/10/03 10:25 PM Two white ants walk into a pub and ask is the bartender here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 21y 11m 25d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 07/10/03 11:04 PM Share Posted 07/10/03 11:04 PM The quality of the jokes in this thread have gone downhill fast in the last few days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ_Phantom Member 208 Member For: 21y 3m 22d Location: ACT Posted 07/10/03 11:50 PM Share Posted 07/10/03 11:50 PM Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill andCharlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go andtell his wife."Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack. Charlie says, "Where did youget that, Bill?""Steve's wife gave it to me.""That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gaveyou the beer."Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow.'"She said, "'No, I'm not a widow."And I said, "Wanna bet me a six-pack?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 7m 6d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 08/10/03 02:50 AM Share Posted 08/10/03 02:50 AM This gooky looking HSV owner walks into the Breakfast Creek Hotel last Thursday, with a 4 metre Nth Qld crocodile on his head.Fronts up to bar and the barman says "what'll it be mate"?The croc says, "Can ya get this HSV *beep* outa me arze mate"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LionHeart Guests Posted 08/10/03 06:34 AM Share Posted 08/10/03 06:34 AM Problem Solved!The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in thePersian Gulf has been solved. The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 7m 27d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 08/10/03 07:40 AM Author Share Posted 08/10/03 07:40 AM The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the Persian Gulf has been solved.The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".Problem Solved!The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in thePersian Gulf has been solved. The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat". :nugget: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 11m 22d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 08/10/03 07:56 AM Share Posted 08/10/03 07:56 AM The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the Persian Gulf has been solved.The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".Problem Solved!The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in thePersian Gulf has been solved. The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".:nugget: 1. LionHeart >> GET WITH THE TIMES SON2. XRSICKT >> Watch it Pal! I'm keeping a very close eye on all you grey power groupies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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