XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 21y 7m 19d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 01/10/03 03:26 AM Author Share Posted 01/10/03 03:26 AM >Dammit Skippy>>A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This>is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very>nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.>>The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her>nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost>bringing tears to her eyes and she accidentally lets out a>dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard it.>>Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's>father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the>woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!">>Relieved that the dog has been blamed she doesn't even hesitate>when, a couple of minutes later, she begins to feel pains again.>>This time, . She let a much louder longer and stinkier fart rip.>>The father again looked and the dog and yelled "SKIPPY!!">>A few minutes later the woman had to fart again. This time she>didn't even think twice. She let rip a fart that sounded like>ripping Velcro and smelled like a decomposing skunk.>>Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,>>"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she sh*ts all over you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6man Lifetime Members 4,084 Member For: 22y 1m 24d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 01/10/03 05:25 AM Share Posted 01/10/03 05:25 AM XRSICKT> Thanks mate but I have a problem with sleepwalking so ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEVO Guests Posted 01/10/03 11:05 PM Share Posted 01/10/03 11:05 PM A man went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?"Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimers disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which one is your wife."Mr Smith: "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't sleep with her." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro Flower Power Lifetime Members 6,114 Member For: 22y 1m 24d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 02/10/03 04:57 AM Share Posted 02/10/03 04:57 AM Rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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