aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 8d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 21/03/07 09:01 AM Share Posted 21/03/07 09:01 AM Q. Who is the only 120kg man to ride a Melbourne Cup winner?A. Chris Munce's cell mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 4m 9d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 21/03/07 10:43 AM Share Posted 21/03/07 10:43 AM not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENVY-T CNUTOX Donating Members 3,098 Member For: 21y 11m 22d Gender: Male Location: Not sure? Posted 26/03/07 11:06 AM Share Posted 26/03/07 11:06 AM A black man jogs into the doctor and says he can't stop jogging. The Doc puts 2 lines of white powder on the desk and tells him to snort it.He does it and he immediatlely stops still. "f*ck me- is that cocain?" he says. "No," replies the doctor, "it's OMO- guaranteed to stop colours from running." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford268 Member 140 Member For: 17y 11m 12d Posted 26/03/07 11:37 AM Share Posted 26/03/07 11:37 AM whats the difference between an aboriginal and a park bench..the bench can support a family(im not racist I just thought that was a funny joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic-XRT New Member 16 Member For: 21y 3m 9d Location: Melbourne Posted 27/03/07 11:02 PM Share Posted 27/03/07 11:02 PM Postman Pat's Last DayIIt was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500. At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box. The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house a blonde in her lingerie met him at the door. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, but what's the five dollars for?" "Well," said the dumb blonde, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you and I asked him what to give you". He said, "F*ck him. Give him five bucks." She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbjunior99 Member 4,359 Member For: 22y 5d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 27/03/07 11:04 PM Share Posted 27/03/07 11:04 PM I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Turbo Next stage, to the Pub in 10 seconds Member 2,777 Member For: 20y 4m 14d Gender: Male Location: Berwick Victoria Posted 28/03/07 12:07 AM Share Posted 28/03/07 12:07 AM A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. ?Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." ?After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.???? Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owesRob... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbjunior99 Member 4,359 Member For: 22y 5d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 29/03/07 04:44 AM Share Posted 29/03/07 04:44 AM KINGSTON, Jamaica Breaking News........ In what may be a major breakthrough, Jamaican police investigating the murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer at the World Cup have today released a picture of a man heard shouting "Woolmer, Woolmer!" whilst beating on Woolmer's door. Police hope with the release of the photo a member of the public may recognise the suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m 3d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 29/03/07 04:54 AM Share Posted 29/03/07 04:54 AM That's very sad.....I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chooka THE Member Donating Members 1,210 Member For: 19y 5m 22d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 29/03/07 05:29 AM Share Posted 29/03/07 05:29 AM (edited) West Coast eagle major sponser, Hungry Jack has just realesed the new "Ben Cousins Meal"It has.....No BurgerNo FriesJust Coke and Ice!!Chooka Edited 29/03/07 05:30 AM by Chooka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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