Joke Of The Day

[phantomchic]

I take that is NOT a joke

shazzy

[Turbo6man]

I take that is NOT a joke

shazzy

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The joke is ... that there are people who walk among us who voted them in ... you'll see better behaviour in your local kindergarten - and brighter minds as well LOL.

[Lumpen]

I take that is NOT a joke

shazzy

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The joke is ... that there are people who walk among us who voted them in ... you'll see better behaviour in your local kindergarten - and brighter minds as well LOL.

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The more I think of it, the more I think it's just an Australianisation of an american chain letter, I doubt there are that many Federal representatives, in both houses!

There are 76 Senators (12 for each state, and two for each territory) which leaves 459 Lower House Reps? Maybe Australia wide, state and federal. But I wouldn't think just federal.

Anyway,unless they've changed the rules, I don't think bankrupts are allowed to hold public office, let alone convicted criminals!?!

Lumpy

[Lumpen]

Having double checked, there are only 150 Federal Electorates Australia wide.

Wonder if it mean's State and Federal?

Lumpy

[Dagabond]

The more I think of it, the more I think it's just an Australianisation of an american chain letter, I doubt there are that many Federal representatives, in both houses!

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I think you'd be right now shut up and laugh goddam you.

[tab]

Good work Jeff.....DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS!

[phantomchic]

A middle aged man bought a brand new Expensive Daewoo Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kph,and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."

[tford6]

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party????

He was looking for a tight seal..

[phantomchic]

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.

The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,

Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"

He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,

And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet,

But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,

The wife turns to him and smiles.

"The airbag."

[aniken]

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