aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 5d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 03/05/06 09:49 AM Share Posted 03/05/06 09:49 AM ←Oh yeah? Is that so? And where's the original then? ←He can't remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NT TURBO Member 1,128 Member For: 21y 9m 10d Gender: Male Location: Darwin NT Posted 03/05/06 10:44 AM Share Posted 03/05/06 10:44 AM ←Oh yeah? Is that so? And where's the original then? ←http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.ph...930entry27930 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixfan Flaccid Member Donating Members 2,503 Member For: 21y 7m 4d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 03/05/06 10:53 AM Share Posted 03/05/06 10:53 AM ←Oh yeah? Is that so? And where's the original then? ←http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.ph...930entry27930 ←This is the second time I've seen you had...In 3 years...slipping?....or just gett'n old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Moar Powar Babeh Lifetime Members 19,323 Member For: 19y 3m 2d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 03/05/06 11:56 AM Share Posted 03/05/06 11:56 AM Perhaps we should rename this thread "Repost of the Day"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6man Lifetime Members 4,084 Member For: 22y 2m 15d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 04/05/06 12:15 AM Share Posted 04/05/06 12:15 AM ←Oh yeah? Is that so? And where's the original then? ←http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.ph...930entry27930 ←Schweppes!! back in 2003, almost the last century ... and you people expected ME, complete with AAADD, to remember THAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 04/05/06 10:03 AM Share Posted 04/05/06 10:03 AM Quote of the day (literally)Luke Skywalker: “May the 4th be with you”Well it cracked me up anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 3m 13d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 04/05/06 11:25 AM Share Posted 04/05/06 11:25 AM Quote of the day (literally)Luke Skywalker: “May the 4th be with you”Well it cracked me up anyway ← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 11d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 07/05/06 01:00 AM Share Posted 07/05/06 01:00 AM <-checks this page....George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is."Bob"."And what is your question, Bob?""I have 3 questions.First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is?"Steve""And what is your question, Steve?"I have 5 questions.First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!And fifth, Where is "Bob"??!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 3m 13d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 14/05/06 02:24 PM Share Posted 14/05/06 02:24 PM I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!""Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you care?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 5d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 15/05/06 12:43 PM Share Posted 15/05/06 12:43 PM THE BEST EVER [actual] HEADLINES:Crack Found on Governor's Daughter[imagine that!]Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers[ That'll stop 'em. ] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over[What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant[see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace[I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile[You think?]Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges! [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]Kids Make Nutritious Snacks[Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors[boy, are they tall!] And the winner is....Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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