Joke Of The Day

[aniken]

STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."

huh?

Bah,...I dont know either.

I got it in my email and it said Ford...

Google knows the answers to all questions. It's an advertising slogan for a brand of anti-perspirants in the US:

"Secret® Anti-perspirants are the #1 selling brand of anti-perspirants and deodorant for women. A Procter & Gamble brand, Secret stands for feminine strength and has embraced building self-esteem in girls as a priority."

[XRSICKT]

The cowboy says, "Because it's...

STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."

Its no longer a secret than is it??

Stupid cowboy, now he's gonna walk out of that bar with a sore butt. :lol:

[XRSICKT]

Hahahahahahahaha,

Oh I have to add this after seeing N0. 13. Sorry Moderators. I'll "BEEP" it ever so slightly but you need the full effect.

It was a Saturday morning, oh, say 2:00am, full of grog, waiting in the queue for McDonalds in "The Valley" of all places and a mate of mine yells at the top of his voice.

"Hurry the McF*ck up will ya"!!!

LOL, the whole place roared.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

that's good, hehe, I like that :lol:

[Dagabond]

A Chinese couple gets married. She is a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling" he says, "I know dis you firs time an you berry frighten. I plomis you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting...jus anyting you wan, you say. Watchou wan?" he says trrying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan...numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries....."You wan...Beef wif Broccori?"

[XRSICKT]

A Chinese couple gets married. She is a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling" he says, "I know dis you firs time an you berry frighten. I plomis you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting...jus anyting you wan, you say. Watchou wan?" he says trrying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan...numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries....."You wan...Beef wif Broccori?"

Now look at who is posting dirty stuff

I knew you'd come around eventualy :D

[aniken]

A Chinese couple gets married. She is a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling" he says, "I know dis you firs time an you berry frighten. I plomis you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting...jus anyting you wan, you say. Watchou wan?" he says trrying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan...numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries....."You wan...Beef wif Broccori?"

Now look at who is posting dirty stuff

I knew you'd come around eventualy :D

Dirty?

[Falchoon]

Ha ha, good one Dagabond!

[XRSICKT]

Today's joke, (those who are in IT will get it and also some who are not)

I Love Active Directory :banghead: :cussing: :banghead: :angryfire: :argue:

The end.

[Turbo6man]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class "Which human body part

increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered.

Little Mary stood up angry and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question

like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the prinicipal, who will

then fire you!"

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10

times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she gonna

get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that

increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs Parks said, "Very good, Billy!"

Billy then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you young lady, I have three things

to say:

(1) you have a dirty mind

(2) you didn't read your homework, and

(3) one day you're going to be VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED.

[XRSICKT]

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars return to class."

:D :D