ROB83R Member 1,632 Member For: 8y 6m 14d Gender: Not Telling Location: Radioactive wasteland Posted 03/01/17 10:07 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 10:07 AM Is this the dad joke thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,013 Member For: 16y 7m 23d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 03/01/17 10:13 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 10:13 AM Any and all jokes are acceptable. Laughing is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROB83R Member 1,632 Member For: 8y 6m 14d Gender: Not Telling Location: Radioactive wasteland Posted 03/01/17 10:16 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 10:16 AM I'm not complaining. I tell dad jokes. Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 15,936 Member For: 9y 10m 4d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 03/01/17 10:20 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 10:20 AM I've got a dad joke. The slack carnt hasn't even bothered to meet either of my daughters. Har har har spit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAXRTUTE Gold Donating Members 2,639 Member For: 8y 7m 15d Posted 03/01/17 10:54 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 10:54 AM How many nuts and bolts are in a lesbians bed? None, Its all tongue and grove! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 15,936 Member For: 9y 10m 4d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 03/01/17 11:49 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 11:49 AM Groove bro, groove. It's tongue and groove. Ps there's at least 2 nuts in a lesbian's bed cos neither of them have a dude so they must be nuts lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAXRTUTE Gold Donating Members 2,639 Member For: 8y 7m 15d Posted 03/01/17 12:07 PM Share Posted 03/01/17 12:07 PM Groove indeed, I was to busy finding the drummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Puff Gold Donating Members 15,936 Member For: 9y 10m 4d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 03/01/17 12:20 PM Share Posted 03/01/17 12:20 PM Are you sure you're not the drummer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegSpec Cruise Control 1,417 Member For: 17y 11m 5d Gender: Male Location: Macksville NSW. Posted 20/01/17 09:31 AM Share Posted 20/01/17 09:31 AM There's a lesbian couple living next door to me. Really attractive and fit young ladies. I've got to know them quite well over the last year or so and have helped them out with a few tasks around the house and in the garden. Just before Christmas they said they wanted to thank me and asked what I'd like for a Christmas present. I was surprised when they knocked on my door on Christmas Day and gave me a new Rolex. They must have misunderstood me when I'd said "I want to watch". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Eyes flame magnet Gold Donating Members 5,674 Member For: 16y 6m 17d Gender: Male Location: adelaide hills- 'race air' central Posted 20/01/17 11:10 AM Share Posted 20/01/17 11:10 AM A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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