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My daughter yesterday tells me a couple of jokes.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything because it wont come.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear.

Love 10 year old jokes.

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I was called into my manager's officer because of my dress code.

He said, "you can't wear pyjamas for work"

I said, "everyone else does"

He said, "thts because they're f*#king patients"

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock, who's there? Not Susie.

What did Susie get for christmas?

Gloves!

Just kidding, I don't know what she got. She hasn't opened it yet

Why are camels also known as 'Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen

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2 nuns sitting on a park bench

a man in a long coat walks up to them and flashes the nuns with a full frontal.

one poor old dear had a stroke.

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-the other one couldn't reach

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Gave my daughter  $50 to wash my car yesterday arvo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then on her way to the toilet I robbed her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta teach the kid life lessons! 

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