Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 27/05/04 08:35 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 08:35 AM Change your oil It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running." The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man."He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil, this one's black." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAP No boost, no bottle, just my foot on the throttle! Lifetime Members 7,935 Member For: 21y 12d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 27/05/04 12:41 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 12:41 PM VENTRILOQUISTA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.... because you and your kind continue perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the Blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little f*#ker sitting on your knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:15 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:15 PM For Macka:What do you call a dear with no eyes?No Idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:15 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:15 PM What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?Still No Idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:16 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:16 PM What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no nuts?Still No f*cking Idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:17 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:17 PM What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs, no nuts and no brain?Still No f*cking Idea?...Stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:17 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:17 PM Whats Green, 8 foot long and hangs from a tree?Elephant Snot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:19 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:19 PM What's Green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree?A Billiard Table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:20 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:20 PM What's the deadliest Culinary Dish known to man?Shark-Infested Soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 21y 11m 11d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 27/05/04 01:21 PM Share Posted 27/05/04 01:21 PM How do you dorwn a blonde?Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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