freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Donating Members 8,610 Member For: 18y 23d Gender: Male Posted 30/04/12 02:40 AM Share Posted 30/04/12 02:40 AM A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world. In an attempt to pick one they decided ti give them all the same question and 24 hours to answer the one with the best answer would get the job. The question wasA man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is laying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the mans name?After the 24 hours were up the three were brought in to give thier answers. The first from canada says "my answer is that the is no answer" The second from the uk says " my answer is there is no way to determine te answer from the information given" The third from australia says "im not exactly sure but I have narrowed down to 2 names.. Its eitherWillie turner or willie nailer"The Aussie got the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howsee Donating Members 785 Member For: 17y 15d Gender: Male Location: Carindale, Brisbane Posted 30/04/12 03:00 AM Share Posted 30/04/12 03:00 AM Bahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 8m 20d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 30/04/12 04:30 AM Share Posted 30/04/12 04:30 AM Good one mate! Keep them rolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Donating Members 8,610 Member For: 18y 23d Gender: Male Posted 30/04/12 04:52 AM Share Posted 30/04/12 04:52 AM Dunno where you get your jokes everyday but I only get them if someone sends it to me.. Love this thread in the sh*tter though lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick d Donating Members 1,594 Member For: 14y 3m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melb Posted 01/05/12 02:11 AM Share Posted 01/05/12 02:11 AM NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!" 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.. $5.00 says you will read this again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 12y 6m 1d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 01/05/12 02:19 AM Share Posted 01/05/12 02:19 AM haha damn I really had to read that again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 12y 6m 1d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 01/05/12 02:21 AM Share Posted 01/05/12 02:21 AM dad, what the difference between a pu$$y and a @unt?a young son asked?"look at this" says dad,as he lifted the sheets on his naked sleeping mother."that's a pu$$y son""its wonderful dad,can I touch it"?"no son" says dad"if you touch the pu$$y youll wake the @unt up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFSIX I Lead Not Follow... Member 1,026 Member For: 12y 6m 1d Gender: Male Location: Westside,Melbourne Posted 01/05/12 02:24 AM Share Posted 01/05/12 02:24 AM One morning, a husband, turns to his lovely wife, "Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, just you, me and the dog."The wife frowns, "But I don't like fishing!""Look! We're going fishing and that's final.""Do I have to go...? I really don't want to go!""Ok, I'll give you three choices... One, You come fishing with me and the dog... Two, You give me a blow job.... or Three, you take it up the ass!"The wife frowns even more, "But I don't want to do any of those things!""I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"The wife sits and thinks about it.A half hour later the husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ASS?"The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!""Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Ew! It tastes totally disgusting... It tastes sh*tty and stuff!""Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick d Donating Members 1,594 Member For: 14y 3m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melb Posted 01/05/12 02:49 AM Share Posted 01/05/12 02:49 AM haha damn I really had to read that again...$5.00 said you would too.Glad you liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howsee Donating Members 785 Member For: 17y 15d Gender: Male Location: Carindale, Brisbane Posted 01/05/12 04:59 AM Share Posted 01/05/12 04:59 AM Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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