Guest Guests Posted 24/04/04 11:28 PM Share Posted 24/04/04 11:28 PM Glenn;Star signs,not buster the body crab.. vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 11m 15d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 30/04/04 03:27 AM Share Posted 30/04/04 03:27 AM A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?""Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?""Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.""Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?""Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!""Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 30/04/04 05:13 AM Share Posted 30/04/04 05:13 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro Flower Power Lifetime Members 6,114 Member For: 22y 1m 24d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 30/04/04 05:20 AM Share Posted 30/04/04 05:20 AM Ken the resemblance to you is amazing in that pic... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 30/04/04 05:21 AM Share Posted 30/04/04 05:21 AM Ken the resemblance to you is amazing in that pic... :lol: I just knew some smart-arse would make a comment like that ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 30/04/04 06:55 AM Share Posted 30/04/04 06:55 AM that's why you post isnt it?vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeaussie2 Member 17 Member For: 20y 7m 4d Location: sydney nsw Posted 01/05/04 12:24 AM Share Posted 01/05/04 12:24 AM just love this site guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongueboy Member 457 Member For: 21y 8m 4d Gender: Male Location: Tamworth, Armidale NSW Posted 02/05/04 12:28 PM Share Posted 02/05/04 12:28 PM Five blokes in a row boat. They have six cigarettes and no lighter. How did they light the cigarettes?They threw a cigarette overboard which made the row boat a cigarette lighter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 02/05/04 10:37 PM Share Posted 02/05/04 10:37 PM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rentvik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 4d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 03/05/04 03:40 AM Share Posted 03/05/04 03:40 AM How about this one,Ill start a joke and you finish it, now lets see,topic??ah,Kent!!There was an old man named KentWhose arse was up for rentvik Vik couldn't afford it,But he had to applaud itNow his dick could hold up a tent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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